Who wants to beat up a loser?

[Tubby Rower]

I have a tough time beating anyone in civ [sulk] outside of Whomp [uglyham]. So does anyone want a confidence boost by playing me in a PBEM?

I'd rather civ4 but I could go for civ3 as well. I'm going to have to limit this to 1 game at a time since my civ time is limited so I'll keep this post updated with any line that forms.[meany]


current game
loss for Tubby
win for Tubby
[u]List of Games</u>
Darkness tiny/duel Ghengis Darkness vs Tubbyzuma
BCLG tiny/duel Simon (Frederick) vs Tubby DElenau Roosevelt - now with AI
Whompus Maximus - cow turned chicken

[Darkness]

How about a quick duel game. tiny/duel size map, no AI? Like the ones akots always plays?

[Tubby Rower]

ok. I'm fine with a standard script. do you want to create it and go ahead and take your turn? Random everythign is fine with me. So I'm fine with any settings that you would prefer. If something isn't random, just let me know what the setting is. Obviously Always war should be set to true.

[Darkness]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower

ok. I'm fine with a standard script. do you want to create it and go ahead and take your turn? Random everythign is fine with me. So I'm fine with any settings that you would prefer. If something isn't random, just let me know what the setting is. Obviously Always war should be set to true.


Everything random? Including our civs? That might be a tiny bit unbalanced...

How about everything random except our civs?

[Tubby Rower]

that's fine.. same civ?

[Darkness]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower

that's fine.. same civ?


Possible...
Or we both just pick a civ? That would be more fun, IMHO.

[Tubby Rower]

hmmm.. ok give me Monte of the Aztecs.

[Shabbaman]

I hoped that this was an invitation to come to the middle of VA and hit you in the face, but nooo, it's only a pbem. What's wrong with this forum, geez...

[Darkness]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower

hmmm.. ok give me Monte of the Aztecs.


OK, can I be Genghis Khan?

[Tubby Rower]

If you show up [shabba] I'll let you smack me around.. how about that.

@ Darkness, Ghengis is fine with me... Although I think that you chose better than I did [blush].

[Darkness]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower


@ Darkness, Ghengis is fine with me... Although I think that you chose better than I did [blush].


Monty is actually a good choice, I think. But if you want to change your choice, that would be fine... :)

[Tubby Rower]

nah.. I'll lose most likely even with the best choice. So let's get the butt-kicking started :D

[Darkness]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower

So let's get the butt-kicking started :D


OK... :D

Please PM me your email adress, so I know where to send the save...

[Tubby Rower]

done

[BCLG100]

quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman

I hoped that this was an invitation to come to the middle of VA and hit you in the face, but nooo, it's only a pbem. What's wrong with this forum, geez...


glad i wasnt the only one thinking that, had BA open in another window already booking my ticket

[Darkness]

Tubby: Normal or quick speed?

[Tubby Rower]

quick would be fine

[Darkness]

OK, here we go:

I picked "balanced" for the map-type.
Quick speed.
Duel size.
The rest is default.
Options: "Always War" and "Culture flipping after conquest" are on. The rest is off.

I got an OK (not very good, but not louzy either) start. If your start is bad, then let me know and we'll restart, OK?

[Tubby Rower]

meh.. I haven't had a single non-playable start. I'll be fine if you are fine with yours

[Whomp]

Tubby I've learned some new tricks. I call "shotgun" after Darkness.

[Pastorius]

So Whomp, are you gonna spread your Whompiness all over Tubby now ? [ack]

[Whomp]

More like splatter with a shotgun!

[BCLG100]

whos winning in your epic battles so far tubs and whomp?

[Tubby Rower]

I have Whomp 2-0 we kind of gave up on one when Whomp agreed that I had him like a cajun has his sister.

[Tubby Rower]

Well by the look of my Darkness PBEM... the game will be over soon. Darkness is either going to kill me or loose all of his troops trying. So win or lose it'll be over soon.


So that means that Whomp is up... Are you available cow pirate? if not anyone else want to kick a sterile man in the balls?

[Robboo]

Can I just kick you in the balls...

I am too busy kicking your butt in the other PBEM to play you but if we both get some time later on I would like to play.

[BCLG100]

i can give you a game if you want tubs, so long as whomp aint playing you naturally.

[Whomp]

Tubs I'd like to but I think I'm going to stick to pitboss games for the time being. They seem to fit my schedule a little better. There's a new one iDude is starting at CFC OT. I've suggested Americans against the world since we've already kicked the Russians butt in that c3c game. :D

[Tubby Rower]

ok... so Simon's up to kick me in the balls. any preferences Simon? I'm up for anything.

[BCLG100]

nope im easy.

want me to set it up?

quick, balanced, couple of random AI, what level you at tubs? just so i know where to set the AI

what civ you want also?

and also warlords or vanilla?

either is fine with me

[Pastorius]

quote:Originally posted by Tubby Rower

Well by the look of my Darkness PBEM... the game will be over soon. Darkness is either going to kill me or loose all of his troops trying. So win or lose it'll be over soon.


So that means that Whomp is up... Are you available cow pirate? if not anyone else want to kick a sterile man in the balls?



You guys decided no more little Rowers then?

[Tubby Rower]

correct. we've talked about adopting (or being foster parents) later once the kids are old enough to understand what's going on.


@ Simon... Whatever is fine with me. If you could set it up that would be great. Just give me a random civ. I'm planning on posting all of my decisions (builds, science, etc) in my spoiler so hopefully I could get some advice on how to improve.... my MP skillz sux

[BCLG100]

okey doke cool and you want it sent to your e-mail we use for baldies nd younguns game?

[Tubby Rower]

yeah that'd be fine.