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Old 22-11-2005, 10:22   #1
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Week 12 coming up...

Now it's the great Dark Demons against that silly little team that you've put up! []

Prepare to have your 4-game winning streak snapped!

No, seriously, this one will go down to the wire I think, with monday nights game featuring Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne on your side and the Steelers D on mine. Shit, I think I'm in trouble...
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Old 22-11-2005, 10:48   #2
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Trash talk quality: *** on a scale from 1-5.
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Old 22-11-2005, 11:48   #3
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Old 22-11-2005, 12:02   #4
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http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=121176

Next weekend it's Whomp vs. Darkness (which I am likely to loose but still... I'm not doing too bad, as the only non-American in the League (I'm 9th, Whomp is 3rd in the 16-team league: Top 8 go to the playoffs, so I really need a win, but Whomp has Peyton Manning (best QB) in his team, so it will be an up-hill battle)
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Old 22-11-2005, 17:12   #5
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Let me clarify a few things here. The Dark Demons are misinforming the public.

#1 The Dark Demons are not the ONLY non-American in this league since Aussie based Sanabas' Demented Drop Wombats are also in the league. Not only that but the Wombats are in the playoff hunt at 5-6 plus he plays the miserable Ironclads who have lost 8 in a row and are 1-10.

#2 BA's Massive Whompus is tied for 2nd with Roger's Collarbone and the Springfield Atoms with 8-3 records and has scored more points than both of them year to date.

What is true is the Dark Demons desperately need a win at 6-5. My Massive Whompus went freaky this past week on Fred's Freaks who had a 3 game win streak. It is now time to exorcise the Dark Demons who have won 3 in a row. The problem for the Demons is my team has won 4 in a row.

Let me finish by saying our teams matchup up reasonably well especially if my #2 running back continues to whine about his maladies and doesn't play again this week.

As far as smack talk goes Coach Whomp has a few team rules.

#1 No silly dances in the end zone. Play the game like you've been there before.

#2 If someone tries to smack talk simply say "look at the scoreboard and let's play ball".

Subliminal message a little known rule #3 says that Peyton Manning and Coach Whomp can be paid off with lots of cold Stellas.[]

So Mr. Demon I say "en garde"!

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Old 22-11-2005, 17:37   #6
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Trash talk quality; ***(*)

Could have received a * if the post had been a tad more intimidating
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Old 22-11-2005, 17:43   #7
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Let me clarify a few things here. The Dark Demons are misinforming the public.

#1 The Dark Demons are not the ONLY non-American in this league since Aussie based Sanabas' Demented Drop Wombats are also in the league. Not only that but the Wombats are in the playoff hunt at 5-6 plus he plays the miserable Ironclads who have lost 8 in a row and are 1-10.
True...
My bad. I completely forgot about Sanabas...

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#2 BA's Massive Whompus is tied for 2nd with Roger's Collarbone and the Springfield Atoms with 8-3 records and has scored more points than both of them year to date.
So?
- I lost a sqeaker to the league leader Burninators in week 1 by three points...
- I lost a sqeaker to Rogers Collarbone in week 6 by less than two points...
- I soundly beat the Springfield Atoms in week 9 by 19 points...

Seems to me like my Dark Demons just might be Giant-Killers!!!!




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What is true is the Dark Demons desperately need a win at 6-5. My Massive Whompus went freaky this past week on Fred's Freaks who had a 3 game win streak. It is now time to exorcise the Dark Demons who have won 3 in a row. The problem for the Demons is my team has won 4 in a row.
So, I see a nice possiblity for a repeat of history here:
Fred had won 4, then you beat him, so now you have won 4 in a row.
Now, if I beat you, I've also got a 4 game winning streak. Which would make this thing come full circle, as Fred kicked my ass in week 4.

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Let me finish by saying our teams matchup up reasonably well especially if my #2 running back continues to whine about his maladies and doesn't play again this week.
You knew Taylor was injury-prone when you drafted him, so no complaining now... Besides, this injury is said to be not that serious.

We match up well indeed, except at QB, 'cause Peyton's going to score much more than Jake Delhomme... Maybe I've got a tiny edge at RB though, with Droughns on a serious roll.


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As far as smack talk goes Coach Whomp has a few team rules.

#1 No silly dances in the end zone. Play the game like you've been there before.

#2 If someone tries to smack talk simply say "look at the scoreboard and let's play ball".

Subliminal message a little known rule #3 says that Peyton Manning and Coach Whomp can be paid off with lots of cold Stellas.[]

So Mr. Demon I say "en garde"!

Nice rules...
But I don't dance.... []
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Old 22-11-2005, 18:47   #8
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So?
- I lost a sqeaker to the league leader Burninators in week 1 by three points...
- I lost a sqeaker to Rogers Collarbone in week 6 by less than two points...
- I soundly beat the Springfield Atoms in week 9 by 19 points...

Seems to me like my Dark Demons just might be Giant-Killers!!
...almost doesn't count. It's like saying you ALMOST lost to the 1-10 Ironclads (1 point win). You ALMOST lost but....
Question is what happened in the other 3 losses when you played against "Sister Mary Pat's weak ass sisters of the poor" teams?

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So, I see a nice possiblity for a repeat of history here:
Fred had won 4, then you beat him, so now you have won 4 in a row.
Now, if I beat you, I've also got a 4 game winning streak. Which would make this thing come full circle, as Fred kicked my ass in week 4.
Fuzzy logic but I like it.....not.
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Nice rules...But I don't dance....
This includes the "head bob" which all males are capable of...[]
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Old 22-11-2005, 22:51   #9
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quote:Originally posted by the Demonized One
So?
- I lost a sqeaker to the league leader Burninators in week 1 by three points...
- I lost a sqeaker to Rogers Collarbone in week 6 by less than two points...
- I soundly beat the Springfield Atoms in week 9 by 19 points...

Seems to me like my Dark Demons just might be Giant-Killers!!
...almost doesn't count. It's like saying you ALMOST lost to the 1-10 Ironclads (1 point win). You ALMOST lost but....
Question is what happened in the other 3 losses when you played against "Sister Mary Pat's weak ass sisters of the poor" teams?

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quote: Originally posted by the exorcised one

So, I see a nice possiblity for a repeat of history here:
Fred had won 4, then you beat him, so now you have won 4 in a row.
Now, if I beat you, I've also got a 4 game winning streak. Which would make this thing come full circle, as Fred kicked my ass in week 4.
Fuzzy logic but I like it.....not.
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Nice rules...But I don't dance....
This includes the "head bob" which all males are capable of...[]
Yeah, but I don't have long hair anymore, so that would just look silly. []

BTW: I do seem to be loosing the trash talking thingy, don't I?

Doesn't matter, 'cause I'll win the game.














Maybe.....
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Old 22-11-2005, 23:08   #10
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As they say one man's trash is another man's treasure.
I suppose we can let Paal judge the quality of our "treasure" creating skills.
What I can say dear Mr. Darkside Dude is I'd like to see you make the playoffs, just not at my expense.
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