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Old 18-03-2005, 19:18   #1
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Default Beware of Geeks bearing gifts

Read this today, kinda funny, posted it here.

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE
WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY
DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!

The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two
stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates
and appears to be abandoned. DO NOT let it through the
gates! It contains hardware that is incompatible with
Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed
Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town,
and kill your women and children. If you have already
received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of
the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach.

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

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Old 18-03-2005, 19:23   #2
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I thought it was Beware of Geeks bearing gifs:

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Old 18-03-2005, 19:31   #3
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Wow Anar! you changed a lot!
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Old 21-03-2005, 01:45   #4
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