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Darkness · 16-09-2006, 14:39

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald.

Beorn · 16-09-2006, 16:40

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked

Whomp · 16-09-2006, 17:22

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved

Darkness · 16-09-2006, 19:13

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big

Whomp · 16-09-2006, 19:45

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany

Mistfit · 16-09-2006, 22:22

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with

Socrates · 16-09-2006, 23:24

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives

Beorn · 16-09-2006, 23:54

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved fairyboy.

Rik Meleet · 17-09-2006, 13:40

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not

Melifluous · 17-09-2006, 13:55

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not

16-09-2006, 14:39	#41
Darkness Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands. Posts: 4,169	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. __________________ "Death is lighter than a feather, but duty is heavier than a mountain..." - The Eye of the World

16-09-2006, 16:40	#42
Beorn Disabled Vet Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: RAWR! Posts: 1,555	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked __________________ Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals. San Diego Wild Animal Park

16-09-2006, 17:22	#43
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

16-09-2006, 19:13	#44
Darkness Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands. Posts: 4,169	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big __________________ "Death is lighter than a feather, but duty is heavier than a mountain..." - The Eye of the World

16-09-2006, 19:45	#45
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

16-09-2006, 22:22	#46
Mistfit King Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: idunno. Posts: 2,428	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with __________________ Stumbling from pillar to post...

16-09-2006, 23:24	#47
Socrates Emperor Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 3,946	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives __________________ Sent from my Debian

16-09-2006, 23:54	#48
Beorn Disabled Vet Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: RAWR! Posts: 1,555	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved fairyboy. __________________ Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals. San Diego Wild Animal Park

17-09-2006, 13:40	#49
Rik Meleet Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nijmegen, Netherlands. Posts: 2,502	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not __________________ Social life ? Sounds like fun !! Where can I download that ?

17-09-2006, 13:55	#50
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.