Cartoon thread - Page 5

Shabbaman · 10-12-2003, 15:13

*sigh*

If it still doesn't work, I'll give up.

Melifluous · 10-12-2003, 15:21

And something for the English please?

Wtf does all that say...
... oh why didnt England conquer the world when it had its chance

*sigh*

Melifluous

Shabbaman · 10-12-2003, 15:33

You know, I've found a site about "raving Nijntje", but all it says is that the owner has had to close it due to some legal issues. I'd love to give you some english ones, but the english input in this thread isn't of a high quality either.

I'll translate the upper one:

(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means

)

Nijntje is awake for 3 whole days.
She's pepped up from speed (amfetamine).

"Speed is bad," mommy says.
"Don't fuck with me," Nijntje exclaims
"I'm super pepped up!"

Nijntje knows the good stuff.
Mommy is a mellow bitch.

Melifluous · 10-12-2003, 16:32

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman

(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means

)

I think she's called Miffy over here in England. In fact I bought a miffy t-shirt for my son whilst in Amsterdam.

Beer and Kids Cartoons.

What next huh?

Melifluous

PS. How about the second one?

Shabbaman · 11-12-2003, 07:44

Sorry, I was in a rush yesterday. I'll try to translate it, but I'm afraid a lot will be lost in translation: it uses some sort of juvenile slang.

The little pill

Nijntje is pepped up.
With two little pills on Thunderdome she's really getting loose.
She takes another three
So she can go "harder" even more!
Now that is COOL.

P.S. Thunderdome is a huge gabber rave.

Shabbaman · 08-04-2005, 13:56

Voetbal International, the main dutch football site, has a daily contest for photoshoppers. Today's subject was Edgar Davids:

What's so funny about it?

The guy to the right is Lee Bowyer, the newcastle player who hit a teammate recently. The text refers to the advertisements of a insurance company, that might be some of the funniest ads around: the text means "he must be insured with delta loyd", or otherwise he wouldn't do something as dumb as this.

Plux · 08-04-2005, 14:33

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman
(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means

)

Miffy --> Sniffy ???

Rik Meleet · 08-04-2005, 19:19

Fokke and Sukke
Knock on the door of the House of Lords.

"We are here to collect the corpse of the elected mayor"
---"For organ donation".

23.38KB

If it is too incoprehensable for non-Dutch, sorry; it's just too funny to not post.

The plan to elect mayors was shot down in the house of Lords. Also, a new law making everyone a donor didn't make it. The cartoon combines these 2 plans in a funny way.

Pastorius · 08-04-2005, 20:24

Fokke and sukke - fucking and sucking...

IMO, even when translated into an understandable language, that wasnt funny.

Guess you have to eat more cheese to see the potential in dutch jokes'

And perhaps smoke some....

tulips

Shabbaman · 08-04-2005, 21:02

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Paalikles

FIMO, even when translated into an understandable language, that wasnt funny.

No.

Fokke is an actual Frisian name. Sukke isn't, but it does sound like it is.
Fuck and suck aren't that much a part of dutch language. Suck isn't even in it, and although fuck has almost the same meaning, it doesn't mean something rude. In dutch, "a farmer fucks sheep". Now, that sounds really funny, but all it means is that he "grows" sheep. The comic figures names Fokke en Sukke is a superb joke in itself, and pretty original besides.

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Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	And something for the English please? Wtf does all that say... ... oh why didnt England conquer the world when it had its chance sigh Melifluous __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

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Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	You know, I've found a site about "raving Nijntje", but all it says is that the owner has had to close it due to some legal issues. I'd love to give you some english ones, but the english input in this thread isn't of a high quality either. I'll translate the upper one: (it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means ) Nijntje is awake for 3 whole days. She's pepped up from speed (amfetamine). "Speed is bad," mommy says. "Don't fuck with me," Nijntje exclaims "I'm super pepped up!" Nijntje knows the good stuff. Mommy is a mellow bitch. __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

11-12-2003, 07:44	#45
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	Sorry, I was in a rush yesterday. I'll try to translate it, but I'm afraid a lot will be lost in translation: it uses some sort of juvenile slang. The little pill Nijntje is pepped up. With two little pills on Thunderdome she's really getting loose. She takes another three So she can go "harder" even more! Now that is COOL. P.S. Thunderdome is a huge gabber rave. __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

08-04-2005, 13:56	#46
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	Voetbal International, the main dutch football site, has a daily contest for photoshoppers. Today's subject was Edgar Davids: What's so funny about it? The guy to the right is Lee Bowyer, the newcastle player who hit a teammate recently. The text refers to the advertisements of a insurance company, that might be some of the funniest ads around: the text means "he must be insured with delta loyd", or otherwise he wouldn't do something as dumb as this. __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

08-04-2005, 19:19	#48
Rik Meleet Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nijmegen, Netherlands. Posts: 2,502	Fokke and Sukke Knock on the door of the House of Lords. "We are here to collect the corpse of the elected mayor" ---"For organ donation". 23.38KB If it is too incoprehensable for non-Dutch, sorry; it's just too funny to not post. The plan to elect mayors was shot down in the house of Lords. Also, a new law making everyone a donor didn't make it. The cartoon combines these 2 plans in a funny way. __________________ Social life ? Sounds like fun !! Where can I download that ?

08-04-2005, 20:24	#49
Pastorius Custard used tile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Opening a can Posts: 3,158	Fokke and sukke - fucking and sucking... IMO, even when translated into an understandable language, that wasnt funny. Guess you have to eat more cheese to see the potential in dutch jokes' And perhaps smoke some.... tulips __________________