If Whomp were king

mauer · 18-11-2006, 20:26

Oh what a woeful state mankind would be in! None the less, let's all try and come up with a list of what the world might be like. (plus it's been too quiet in this forum)

IF WHOMP WERE KING:

1. The term citizen would be replaced by bears.
2. Every Sunday would be the festive "Windy" holiday to commemorate the great windy city. (Beans half price everywhere on Sunday)
3. All men would have boyfriends code named "Holly".

4. Chee Kag Oh would be the holy city of the Moose Party.
5. Wal-Mart (and it's subsidiaries) would be declared a terrorist organization and citizens (employees)of Wal-Mart would be pop rushed to build a Great Library.

grahamiam · 19-11-2006, 03:08

I give this spam

out of 5

BCLG100 · 19-11-2006, 04:10

i dont even want to think about if whomp had power

Whomp · 19-11-2006, 05:29

Heh. You guys have issues. If I were king you wouldn't have to think "Boy Could Live Great 100 times" guy. I'd make all the decisions and I'm a good decision maker. Life would be good.

Robi D · 19-11-2006, 06:43

6. It would be mandatory for all men to shave there heads

mauer · 19-11-2006, 07:09

7. It would be mandatory for all men to shave a bald spot on their head.

Robboo · 19-11-2006, 16:18

I think mauer has a man crush....

Matrix · 19-11-2006, 22:14

8. The constitution would consist of just one word: "MOO!"

Whomp · 19-11-2006, 23:32

Hehe...
I'd say it would make a panda sound too but I don't know that sound.

Robi D · 20-11-2006, 00:26

A Panda sound is a bit of a cross between a growl and a yawn

18-11-2006, 20:26	#1
mauer King Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,033	If Whomp were king Oh what a woeful state mankind would be in! None the less, let's all try and come up with a list of what the world might be like. (plus it's been too quiet in this forum) IF WHOMP WERE KING: 1. The term citizen would be replaced by bears. 2. Every Sunday would be the festive "Windy" holiday to commemorate the great windy city. (Beans half price everywhere on Sunday) 3. All men would have boyfriends code named "Holly". 4. Chee Kag Oh would be the holy city of the Moose Party. 5. Wal-Mart (and it's subsidiaries) would be declared a terrorist organization and citizens (employees)of Wal-Mart would be pop rushed to build a Great Library.

19-11-2006, 04:10	#3
BCLG100 Deity Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lahndan Posts: 6,220	i dont even want to think about if whomp had power __________________ the sooner you fall behind, the more time you\'ll have to catch up! CDZ Cup Champion!!!

19-11-2006, 05:29	#4
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Heh. You guys have issues. If I were king you wouldn't have to think "Boy Could Live Great 100 times" guy. I'd make all the decisions and I'm a good decision maker. Life would be good. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

19-11-2006, 06:43	#5
Robi D King Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Adelaide, Australia. Posts: 2,060	6. It would be mandatory for all men to shave there heads __________________ "I'm altering the deal, prey I don't alter it further" Darth Vader "We shall defend what is ours. We shall never surrender" --Kosovo is Serbia!

19-11-2006, 22:14	#8
Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	8. The constitution would consist of just one word: "MOO!" __________________

19-11-2006, 03:08	#2
grahamiam Emperor Join Date: May 2004 Location: USA, East Coast. Posts: 2,673	I give this spam out of 5

19-11-2006, 07:09	#6
mauer King Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,033	7. It would be mandatory for all men to shave a bald spot on their head.

19-11-2006, 16:18	#7
Robboo King Join Date: May 2006 Location: Cajun Country. Posts: 2,002	I think mauer has a man crush....

19-11-2006, 23:32	#9
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Hehe... I'd say it would make a panda sound too but I don't know that sound. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

20-11-2006, 00:26	#10
Robi D King Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Adelaide, Australia. Posts: 2,060	A Panda sound is a bit of a cross between a growl and a yawn __________________ "I'm altering the deal, prey I don't alter it further" Darth Vader "We shall defend what is ours. We shall never surrender" --Kosovo is Serbia!