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Rik Meleet · 17-09-2006, 14:59

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "Whomp" by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not

Mistfit · 17-09-2006, 18:34

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "Whomp" by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not

Whomp · 18-09-2006, 02:30

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not

Tubby Rower · 18-09-2006, 12:37

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex

Darkness · 18-09-2006, 13:39

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys

Tubby Rower · 18-09-2006, 13:55

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys (Whomp and Meli)

Whomp · 18-09-2006, 15:39

Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli)

Melifluous · 20-09-2006, 21:59

Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli) wasn't happening so

Beorn · 20-09-2006, 23:11

Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli, growing older, balder) wasn't happening so

Whomp · 20-09-2006, 23:17

Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli, growing older, balder and better looking.) wasn't happening so

17-09-2006, 14:59	#51
Rik Meleet Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nijmegen, Netherlands. Posts: 2,502	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "Whomp" by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not __________________ Social life ? Sounds like fun !! Where can I download that ?

17-09-2006, 18:34	#52
Mistfit King Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: idunno. Posts: 2,428	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "Whomp" by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not __________________ Stumbling from pillar to post...

18-09-2006, 02:30	#53
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

18-09-2006, 12:37	#54
Tubby Rower Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Middle of VA. Posts: 3,896	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex __________________ 3/2006 : Now, surely that must be because some fists might have caused internal damage to certain delicate parts?

18-09-2006, 13:39	#55
Darkness Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands. Posts: 4,169	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys __________________ "Death is lighter than a feather, but duty is heavier than a mountain..." - The Eye of the World

18-09-2006, 13:55	#56
Tubby Rower Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Middle of VA. Posts: 3,896	Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys (Whomp and Meli) __________________ 3/2006 : Now, surely that must be because some fists might have caused internal damage to certain delicate parts?

18-09-2006, 15:39	#57
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli) __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

20-09-2006, 21:59	#58
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli) wasn't happening so __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

20-09-2006, 23:11	#59
Beorn Disabled Vet Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: RAWR! Posts: 1,555	Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli, growing older, balder) wasn't happening so __________________ Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals. San Diego Wild Animal Park

20-09-2006, 23:17	#60
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and (Whomp and Meli, growing older, balder and better looking.) wasn't happening so __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields