09-12-2006, 02:59 | #1 |
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: idiot academey.
Posts: 63
|
I'm pretty sure whomp's real name is santa
1. he's got these lists, checks them twice, and then determine's who's naughty or nice and posts
2. he's old, enough said 3. his fiance's name. Holly, hmmm? 4. cows are like reindeer in many regions of the world. hmmm... 5. big red nose. or is there another explanation for that? 6. his minions are legion. just a coincidence? 7. that's not a bentley, that's a sleigh... 8. donsig is getting coal; all is right with the world
__________________
nuts, mudslinging certain element |
09-12-2006, 21:55 | #2 |
King
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago.
Posts: 2,388
|
You have issues but you make me snicker.
__________________
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields |
10-12-2006, 03:43 | #3 |
King
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,033
|
Whomp...err....Santa, I'm expecting that Harley.
|
10-12-2006, 18:47 | #4 |
Disabled Vet
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: RAWR!
Posts: 1,555
|
Yeah, why would santa wear that huge erd hat if he had hairs anyways.
__________________
Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals. San Diego Wild Animal Park |
11-12-2006, 02:34 | #5 |
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Middle of VA.
Posts: 3,896
|
I shaved my head completely Saturday evening... Ana kept asking me, "Daddy, what happened to your hair?" I think that it's growing on me (pun intended). I'll see if I can get a picture up soon.
oh and Btw, Whomp, I'd like a nice LCD widescreen TV if you're still taking orders
__________________
3/2006 : Now, surely that must be because some fists might have caused internal damage to certain delicate parts? |
11-12-2006, 06:30 | #6 |
King
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago.
Posts: 2,388
|
Wow. Shaved head? You're gonna look like me. Much better look than the combover.
__________________
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields |
11-12-2006, 09:24 | #7 | |
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Netherlands.
Posts: 4,169
|
Quote:
@Whomp/Santa: Do you also deliver in the Netherlands? I am still looking for a nice DVD-recorder...
__________________
"Death is lighter than a feather, but duty is heavier than a mountain..." - The Eye of the World |
|
11-12-2006, 11:45 | #8 |
Custard used tile
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Opening a can
Posts: 3,158
|
I would also like a dvd-recorder for Christmas Bern...I mean Santa
__________________
|
11-12-2006, 13:05 | #9 |
King
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Cajun Country.
Posts: 2,002
|
Santa Whomp...I want a boat or a deer hunting rifle. I promise I wont shoot any of your reindeer(again)this year.
|
11-12-2006, 20:42 | #10 |
King
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago.
Posts: 2,388
|
Where does one find a hunting rifle? Us city guys don't get a call for such things. Let me call a friend in Wisconsin or sumpin. The boat I can work on...Searay 42 footer with downriggers?
The dvd recorders are easy. I'll be back.
__________________
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields |