I atmosphere the atmosphere

grahamiam · 22-11-2006, 05:12

I get some weird shit in my yahoo mail, but this one is a real keeper. Note: email listed to harm the offender

Oh, and it had some POS virus attached as a .gif for additional fun!

From: Bridget Wilson <atmosphere@hrnet.fr>
To: grahamiamTAyahooTODcom
Sent: Friday, November 10, 2006 9:00:13 PM
Subject: I atmosphere the atmosphere

You can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. Kill two birds with one stone.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Possible Interpretation: Everybody needs other people. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Possible Interpretation: If something is good for one person, it is good for everyone; Time flies when you're having fun. Possible Interpretation: You cannot explain what some people like.
When in Rome do as the Romans do. (or more, commonly, just When in Rome...) Alternately, If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Don't have too many irons in the fire. From Occam's Razor where the simplest explanation is the most likely. Good wine needs no bush.
Fretting cares make g Alternate: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Well begun is half done. Possible Interpretation: Here talks means carries weight, in the sense that it is influential.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It's an ill wind that blows no good. Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Too many chiefs and not enough indians. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. If the cap fits, wear it. Scritching like a Whitnick
It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. A woman's work is never done. The exception proves the rule. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Steven Wright You can't have it both ways. Give a dog a bad name and hang him.
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned. Practice makes perfect.
Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question, yes is the answer. You lose some... and you win some... and some you don't even bother to play. Great minds think alike, but insanity speaks all languages. - John Parry
Possible Interpretation: A need kept a secret will never be addressed. No pain, no gay. Boys will be boys. Variant: Better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. People with real money don't talk about it.
Hunger is the best sauce. Judge not, lest ye be judged. Software and Sex are good, when they are free. Those who play bowls must look out for rubbers
No time to waste like the present. Northern English, Anything for nothing... Great minds think alike, but insanity speaks all languages. - John Parry The more you Know, the more you know you don't Know There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip.
He who laughs last laughs best. Penny wise, pound foolish. Also: Don't shut the gate after the horse has bolted. Possible Interpretation: Finishing a task quickly is not about rushing.

Pastorius · 22-11-2006, 09:08

What is scary about this is that this gibberish is there to fool your virus scanners and spam hunting applications

Melifluous · 22-11-2006, 10:31

Spam beats Spam blockers better than normal emails.

Cool huh?

Pastorius · 22-11-2006, 11:23

I blame the IT support guys

Shabbaman · 22-11-2006, 17:38

Yup. And if they didn't do it, blame it on the flexworkers.

22-11-2006, 05:12	#1
grahamiam Emperor Join Date: May 2004 Location: USA, East Coast. Posts: 2,673	I atmosphere the atmosphere I get some weird shit in my yahoo mail, but this one is a real keeper. Note: email listed to harm the offender Oh, and it had some POS virus attached as a .gif for additional fun! From: Bridget Wilson <atmosphere@hrnet.fr> To: grahamiamTAyahooTODcom Sent: Friday, November 10, 2006 9:00:13 PM Subject: I atmosphere the atmosphere You can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. Kill two birds with one stone. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Possible Interpretation: Everybody needs other people. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Possible Interpretation: If something is good for one person, it is good for everyone; Time flies when you're having fun. Possible Interpretation: You cannot explain what some people like. When in Rome do as the Romans do. (or more, commonly, just When in Rome...) Alternately, If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Don't have too many irons in the fire. From Occam's Razor where the simplest explanation is the most likely. Good wine needs no bush. Fretting cares make g Alternate: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Well begun is half done. Possible Interpretation: Here talks means carries weight, in the sense that it is influential. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It's an ill wind that blows no good. Don't cross a bridge until you come to it. Too many chiefs and not enough indians. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. If the cap fits, wear it. Scritching like a Whitnick It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. A woman's work is never done. The exception proves the rule. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Steven Wright You can't have it both ways. Give a dog a bad name and hang him. Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned. Practice makes perfect. Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question, yes is the answer. You lose some... and you win some... and some you don't even bother to play. Great minds think alike, but insanity speaks all languages. - John Parry Possible Interpretation: A need kept a secret will never be addressed. No pain, no gay. Boys will be boys. Variant: Better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. People with real money don't talk about it. Hunger is the best sauce. Judge not, lest ye be judged. Software and Sex are good, when they are free. Those who play bowls must look out for rubbers No time to waste like the present. Northern English, Anything for nothing... Great minds think alike, but insanity speaks all languages. - John Parry The more you Know, the more you know you don't Know There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip. He who laughs last laughs best. Penny wise, pound foolish. Also: Don't shut the gate after the horse has bolted. Possible Interpretation: Finishing a task quickly is not about rushing.

22-11-2006, 09:08	#2
Pastorius Custard used tile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Opening a can Posts: 3,158	What is scary about this is that this gibberish is there to fool your virus scanners and spam hunting applications __________________

22-11-2006, 10:31	#3
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	Spam beats Spam blockers better than normal emails. Cool huh? __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

22-11-2006, 11:23	#4
Pastorius Custard used tile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Opening a can Posts: 3,158	I blame the IT support guys __________________

22-11-2006, 17:38	#5
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,493	Yup. And if they didn't do it, blame it on the flexworkers. __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"