Whomp's gone for a week and can't mod his forum - Page 8

Whomp · 06-11-2006, 20:30

Holy cow panda man! I want that phone thingy!

Tubby Rower · 08-11-2006, 15:49

Whomp, since you are a financial genius I'd like to get your opinion on the following information that I got from a fellow worker about retirement planning.....

Quote:

quote:Retirement planning:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND,you would have had $614.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

mauer · 08-11-2006, 16:06

I knew it! I knew he was a goth!

11.21KB

Whomp · 08-11-2006, 20:30

I'm a proponent of the 401-keg plan Tubs. Better than the 201k's everyone had after the Enron disaster.

Mauer that's funny. I wonder if there's any I'm E-MOo ones.

Banzai · 08-11-2006, 21:56

Couldn't resist..

barbu1977 · 08-11-2006, 22:17

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/11/355475.html

admiral kutzov · 16-12-2006, 23:31

where are the christmas cow jokes?

Beorn · 17-12-2006, 01:05

You started them in another thread, Admiral.

admiral kutzov · 17-12-2006, 03:34

well, I'm almost as old as whomper...

Banzai · 17-12-2006, 12:35

Mooo

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