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Old 02-09-2007, 23:38   #11
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I dont know gay bathroom stall protocol, but it would be pretty easy to attack the officer on his "experience" in this kind of thing and get it bounced either in a hearing or in front of a jury.


Double echo the idiot part, I mean, he's a senator, he absolutely should know better than to open the door to let them all bash his head.

Alright, nothing worse than that. Makes you wonder why it made the front page of the BBC news feed. Ah! Americans ... []
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Old 02-09-2007, 23:59   #12
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So Craig is just an idiot in your opion, one which I'll echo. Although I'm not striking down the possibility of this guy being bi, but will save that full judgment for someone else. Maybe Tubby can help us out with the gay protocol thing?
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:02   #13
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Craig is pretty much this month's Ted Haggard. An in-your-face, antigay, super religous by day, seeks it in-the-rear by night hypocrite. Seems like the most vocal of these antigay "advocates" always get caught doing the thing they rail against

I think, from now on, I'll just assume that the ones that are pushing these nonsense bills instead of dealing with the real issues facing the country are really just trying to make-up for thier own "bad" behavior. It's almost like they think that if they push antigay legislation while still being gay, that thier god will be ok with them.
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Old 03-09-2007, 03:12   #14
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Our congress makes our athletes look like choir boys.

Other than Tubby, who knew about the tap a foot thing? Going to the bathroom in an airport will never be the same for me....or page boy or how the head of the Commerce Committee believes the internet is a series of tubes. []
This is a bit dated but here's some of the others in congress. Nice crew and really, really dumb.
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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Old 03-09-2007, 03:38   #15
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I can understand the bad checks, bankruptcy and credit - they're human beings. A shame they are running your country though As for lawsuits, the first slanted word must provoke a lawsuit when you're a public face in the US, so I'm ok with that.

Spousal abuse, fraud, assault, drugs, thievery, DUI ?!!! That's anywhere from 84 to 165 (there are most likely cross-overs, though I definitely expect the actual total to be over 120) elected officials I wouldn't want to live in the block of. No wonder I heard some Texans keep their grain silos filled with weapons to overthrow the government in case they go berzerk.
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:35   #16
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No wonder I heard some Texans keep their grain silos filled with weapons to overthrow the government in case they go berzerk.
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Old 19-09-2007, 02:20   #17
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Old 19-09-2007, 02:49   #18
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Old 19-09-2007, 14:07   #19
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I need help with this one, the Idaho senator and his gay scandal thing:

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/0...s.html?ref=rss

Is the scandal because:
- he is a gay republican?
- he is a gay senator?
- he is a gay american?
- he denies being gay despite being 'proven' so?
- he made advances to a cop?
- he made advances to another male, at all?
- he is a gay rights basher that made gay advances?

If it was just for me, I'd say the scandal was that a cop was following him, undercover, in hopes of teasing him enough to receive gay advances. But that wouldn't make him resign would it.
Sorry to catch this so late, but here are my two cents. Remember that I am a true religious conservative as well.
The thing that Craig did wrong was trying to solict sex with someone other than his wife. He launched into the homosexual nonsense to try and provide some cover. His strong Gay/anit-gay declerations are merely to disguise the issue that he tried to in essence hire a hooker. And then he plead guilty to the deed, trying to make it go away. This is a monumental error. As a leader, when you screw up, you got to make it right, not just try and be right.
I would make him resign, for two reasons. 1) for increasing hate mongering against homosexuals, 2) for being a law-breaking dumbass.
If he wanted sex where no one would know him from Adam, Minneapolis is the 2nd gayest US city after San Fran. 5-7 blocks from the airport is the club scene for the gays, more than 4 city blocks of anonymous hookups. He was just dumb as toast. I am not advocating this kind of behavior, but by following the established, and legal protocol he could have avoided the two things that he should resign for.
I am still adamently against homosexuality, I just want no one to use fear to beat a vice, I would rather use faith and reason.
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Old 19-09-2007, 20:30   #20
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