PAC season 30, week 5

[Shabbaman]

I don't know what happened to week 4, but I wasn't there to enter so I don't care

Anyway, here's my submission for this week. It's one of my friendliest ever written.

quote:Muijzer back from tour
Chairman Muijzer just returned from his tour through southern France. Shabba FC's dictatorial chairman was searching for young talents for his club.

Muijzer:"Now that I'm back I can clearly see why I left in the first place. This youth academy is only worth something for the fast food restaurant "The fat bite". Nice restaurant, by the way."

Unfortunately, the next Platini wasn't discovered. Added to that, there also wasn't an opportunity for the traditional greeting of the division. So, finally, here it is.