What B needs to bike thru the US

admiral kutzov · 10-04-2007, 02:29

B is pyschotic and is biking thru the US this summer. We need to help him pack. Please list five things he needs.

1. Handgun. 9mm or bigger. Chicks dig big guns.
2. Passport. Granted our border patrol is a joke, but even they don't buy that "girlfriend in Canada" story
3. American dollars. Pole dancers don't take Canadian.
4. Hair. Bald people are profiled at INS.
5. a "Guide to the Deep South" or "Hey, You look mighty cute in them shorts." See also Tubby's guide to barb b q.

10-04-2007, 02:29	#1
admiral kutzov Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: idiot academey. Posts: 63	What B needs to bike thru the US B is pyschotic and is biking thru the US this summer. We need to help him pack. Please list five things he needs. 1. Handgun. 9mm or bigger. Chicks dig big guns. 2. Passport. Granted our border patrol is a joke, but even they don't buy that "girlfriend in Canada" story 3. American dollars. Pole dancers don't take Canadian. 4. Hair. Bald people are profiled at INS. 5. a "Guide to the Deep South" or "Hey, You look mighty cute in them shorts." See also Tubby's guide to barb b q. __________________ nuts, mudslinging certain element