05-06-2003, 17:03 | #21 |
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Run this thru that translator:
Ik ben ‘n vrouw van ‘n gefrustreerde op SM gerichte man. Wij hebben ‘n goed huwelijk, maar met de gevoelens die mijn man heeft op SM gebied kan ik niet meegaan. ‘n Slavinnenrol ligt mij niet. Hebben we wel geprobeerd, voor ongeveer anderhalf jaar, maar de volgzame slavin die mijn man zoekt ben ik niet, hoe ik ook mijn best er voor doe. Op deze manier loopt ons huwelijk op de klippen. Wat wij eigenlijk zoeken is ‘n vrouw die de rol wil spelen met mijn man (wat ik best wel erg moeilijk vind). ‘n Vrouw die ongeveer 1 keer in de week mijn man dat kan geven wat ik hem niet kan geven. Hij is ‘n lieve dominante man, die ook zijn SM relatie aan haar trekken laat komen. Wat wij zoeken is ‘n vrouw die geniet van de warmbloedige geile man die hij is en die geniet van SM. Discreet, schoon en safe sex zijn absoluut noodzakelijk. Liefst in de omgeving van Amsterdam, Zaandam, Hoorn
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05-06-2003, 17:05 | #22 |
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What is really fun is to get a translator and put a phrase in from one language to another and back again. You get some imteresting results.
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05-06-2003, 17:08 | #23 |
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wtf??? Is the a personal ad for some kinky housewife who likes it rough?
I am ` n woman man specific frustrated of ` n at SM. We have ` n well marriage, but with the feelings which my man has on SM area I cannot go along. ` n Slavinnenrol do not lie me. We have, however, tried, for approximately a year and a half, but the obedient slavin who zoekt my man are I, how I do also my best there for. This way our marriage on the shelves runs. What we in fact zoeken ` n woman are who wants play the role with my man (what I find best quite difficult). ` n cannot give woman who approximately 1 time in weak the my man can that give what I him. He is ` n kind dominant man, who SM also its relation come to its appetites late. What we zoeken ` n woman are who enjoys the warm-blooded geile man who he is and those enjoy SM. Discreetly, clean and safe sex is absolutely necessary. Kindest in the surroundings of Amsterdam, Zaandam, Hoorn
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05-06-2003, 17:25 | #24 |
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again!!
Some pointers: 'n is an abreviation of 'een' which translaters to 'a'. 'Slavinnenrol' translates as 'the female slave role' 'geil' means 'horny', 'slavin' means 'female slave' Basically it's an add of a womam looking for another woman who wants to play the obedient SM slave for her SM loving husband. She tried it herself but the role didnt suit her. We should make an OT thread just for that translator, it's to damn funny.....
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05-06-2003, 17:38 | #25 |
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05-06-2003, 19:36 | #26 |
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Hi pplz, I have found this forum too now. So, may we spreek Nederlands here, or must we nog steeds use Engels?
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07-06-2003, 00:54 | #27 |
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save naar aggie gestuurd.
We can spreek english en Nederlands allemaal mixed up and blame the translator programma!
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07-06-2003, 01:48 | #28 |
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@Matrix again..
and verdoemd zij that stomme program! Ik stay een beetje door each other praten.. |
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Yeah, this thread might be just a little to confusing to people who only speak english (and a little French).
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08-06-2003, 13:52 | #30 |
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Naar Kemal 07-06-2003 09:59. Dus ik zou 'm eigenlijk al moeten hebben.........
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