Rantings and Ravings - Page 2

col · 17-02-2005, 12:06

Handbags at ten paces

Pastorius · 15-04-2005, 08:50

LEARN TO SPELL DAMNIT

IT IS NOT AN FORUM, IT IS A FORUM. SURELY AN ENGLISHMAN OUGHT TO KNOW THIS???

AND WHERE THE HECK IS PUNCTUATION IN THAT SENTENCE/THOSE SENTENCES YOU WROTE?

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!

Melifluous · 15-04-2005, 11:29

Talking in CAPS ALL THE TIME IS REALLY DUMB.

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and
then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's
eye

Melifluous

Pastorius · 15-04-2005, 11:31

I have Beam in my eye

He must be there for the Tony Blair lookalike convention

Didnt know you were religious Mel

edited for spelling

Melifluous · 15-04-2005, 11:46

I am as religious as you are African

But sometimes its fun to quote the bible

Melifluous

Shabbaman · 15-04-2005, 11:58

"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."

Melifluous · 15-04-2005, 12:33

Quote:

quote:
"And Jesus, when he had found a young ass, sat thereon; as it is written, (John 12:14)"

See what I mean?

Melifluous

PS. In context this is apparently Jesus fulfilling the Donkey Prophecy

Pastorius · 04-06-2005, 23:36

17-02-2005, 12:06	#11
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Pastorius Custard used tile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Opening a can Posts: 3,158	LEARN TO SPELL DAMNIT IT IS NOT AN FORUM, IT IS A FORUM. SURELY AN ENGLISHMAN OUGHT TO KNOW THIS??? AND WHERE THE HECK IS PUNCTUATION IN THAT SENTENCE/THOSE SENTENCES YOU WROTE? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN! __________________

15-04-2005, 11:31	#14
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15-04-2005, 11:46	#15
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