I HATE PIGEONS

Melifluous · 12-03-2003, 16:38

I really really fucking hate pigeons.

Smug little fuckers strutting around making stupid little cooing noises, puffing out their chests and crapping all over everything.

Pigeons are the most annoying of all Englands birds and I believe a campaign should be started immediately to kill each and everyone of the smelly little fuckers...

Melifluous

anarres · 12-03-2003, 17:22

I heard they spread disease, although I've never had it confirmed...

Lt. Killer M · 12-03-2003, 17:57

I read a study once caliming that if pigeon populations in cities were halved, the rate of oinfectuous diseases like flue would tumble down to at most 1/3 of current levels.....

on the other hand I love dinosaurs.... thouhg I have to admit there's prettier ones than pigeon......

ProPain · 12-03-2003, 18:18

I say kill em all, kill em now. In my last appartment a couple of pigeons decided to nest on my balcony.

These birds make nests out of their own shit. I kid you not. As a result all kind of vermin lives inside the 'nest' besides the pigeon vermin themselves.

At first we didn't notice the nest, but we found out when all kind of lice-like crawlers started to take over our bed and bedroom. It took me 2 days to clean the balcony and the bedroom and 3 more weeks of getting the last ones over and done with. 3 weeks I had to sleep in the living room. Needless to say I kill pigeons on sight.

Thumps up for starting this subject Mel!

anarres · 12-03-2003, 18:31

I take it this was personal enough to you to not want to put it in OT?

col · 12-03-2003, 18:47

You ever see a cartoon called Dastardly and Muttley's flying machines? I was always rooting for them against that smug little yankee doodle pigeon.

ProPain · 12-03-2003, 18:55

We had that cartoon in the Netherlands too! Love the dog who giggled when he smiled! Ah those were the days.

ERIKK · 12-03-2003, 20:16

I my former life as a pigeon I used to shit on peoples heads!

ProPain · 12-03-2003, 22:20

Your spam skills are admirable ERIKK

Shabbaman · 13-03-2003, 14:10

In my second year of my biology study I had to dissect a pigeon. So, from a reliable source, I can assure you that pigeons smell even worse from the inside as from the outside.

12-03-2003, 16:38	#1
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	I HATE PIGEONS I really really fucking hate pigeons. Smug little fuckers strutting around making stupid little cooing noises, puffing out their chests and crapping all over everything. Pigeons are the most annoying of all Englands birds and I believe a campaign should be started immediately to kill each and everyone of the smelly little fuckers... Melifluous __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

12-03-2003, 17:22	#2
anarres anarchist butcher Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: United States of Whatever. Posts: 4,677	I heard they spread disease, although I've never had it confirmed... __________________ <b>Calculate the probability of culture flips: Flip Calc</b>

12-03-2003, 17:57	#3
Lt. Killer M Emperor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: HAWK!. Posts: 4,365	I read a study once caliming that if pigeon populations in cities were halved, the rate of oinfectuous diseases like flue would tumble down to at most 1/3 of current levels..... on the other hand I love dinosaurs.... thouhg I have to admit there's prettier ones than pigeon...... __________________ One more turn..... just one more turn... one MORE!

12-03-2003, 18:18	#4
ProPain Customized Admin :) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: sailing the seas of cheese. Posts: 5,852	I say kill em all, kill em now. In my last appartment a couple of pigeons decided to nest on my balcony. These birds make nests out of their own shit. I kid you not. As a result all kind of vermin lives inside the 'nest' besides the pigeon vermin themselves. At first we didn't notice the nest, but we found out when all kind of lice-like crawlers started to take over our bed and bedroom. It took me 2 days to clean the balcony and the bedroom and 3 more weeks of getting the last ones over and done with. 3 weeks I had to sleep in the living room. Needless to say I kill pigeons on sight. Thumps up for starting this subject Mel! __________________ I fed my Dog the American Dream Well, he rolled over and he started to scream He said, I dig the taste of salt but it don't keep me alive yeah, yeah

12-03-2003, 18:31	#5
anarres anarchist butcher Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: United States of Whatever. Posts: 4,677	I take it this was personal enough to you to not want to put it in OT? __________________ <b>Calculate the probability of culture flips: Flip Calc</b>

12-03-2003, 18:47	#6
col King Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Sandwich Islands. Posts: 1,529	You ever see a cartoon called Dastardly and Muttley's flying machines? I was always rooting for them against that smug little yankee doodle pigeon. __________________ I can't be arsed.

12-03-2003, 18:55	#7
ProPain Customized Admin :) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: sailing the seas of cheese. Posts: 5,852	We had that cartoon in the Netherlands too! Love the dog who giggled when he smiled! Ah those were the days. __________________ I fed my Dog the American Dream Well, he rolled over and he started to scream He said, I dig the taste of salt but it don't keep me alive yeah, yeah

12-03-2003, 20:16	#8
ERIKK Moderator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Netherlands!. Posts: 2,636	I my former life as a pigeon I used to shit on peoples heads!

12-03-2003, 22:20	#9
ProPain Customized Admin :) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: sailing the seas of cheese. Posts: 5,852	Your spam skills are admirable ERIKK __________________ I fed my Dog the American Dream Well, he rolled over and he started to scream He said, I dig the taste of salt but it don't keep me alive yeah, yeah

13-03-2003, 14:10	#10
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,493	In my second year of my biology study I had to dissect a pigeon. So, from a reliable source, I can assure you that pigeons smell even worse from the inside as from the outside. __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"