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Old 20-12-2006, 16:35   #1
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Default New Scam ... be VERY careful

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.
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Old 20-12-2006, 16:51   #2
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lol

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Old 20-12-2006, 17:38   #3
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Solide !
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Old 20-12-2006, 17:59   #4
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Old 20-12-2006, 18:01   #5
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lol that was good tubs, you think of it yourself?
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Old 20-12-2006, 18:02   #6
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no, but I did think that you guys would appreciate it...
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Old 20-12-2006, 20:55   #8
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More more!!
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Old 20-12-2006, 22:34   #9
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Excellent, Smithers
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Old 21-12-2006, 00:07   #10
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Shit, honey you need more Xmas lights don't ya? How about I run to Home Depot for ya, mkay?
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