Meli's Challenge (or another shameless rip-off) - Page 40

romeothemonk · 04-09-2007, 13:34

This travesty of post counting still continues??

Oh Well, This is actually funnier than most humor sites.

Pastorius · 04-09-2007, 19:01

This thread is teh bestest. Ever. Period.

Pastorius · 04-09-2007, 19:20

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quote:Originally posted by romeothemonk

This travesty of post counting still continues??

Oh Well, This is actually funnier than most humor sites.

Hey, I ve got to help Mel gain more posts. He has been slacking in the spamming department, so if he ever wants to have as many posts as I have, he 'd better get busy with the typing and the posting and the SPAAAMIng

Melifluous · 05-09-2007, 13:23

They say that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all...

What they didn't say was that it was a competition from the start, if they had I would have tried harder and certainly not been satisfied with my 1-4 dating success ratio...

Also they dont mention by what criteria they are scoring love, is there a set of rules that 'they' haven't bothered to publish?

Bastards. I bet there is. And I reckon my wife has a copy

Tubby Rower · 05-09-2007, 13:29

Melifluous · 28-02-2008, 01:26

meh.

I got red-carded. I still want a copy of that book.

In other news. Hmm. I. Bleh.

They also say that Fate is a fickle beast. I think they were being polite. Fate is a baseball wielding mugger, looking to get you when you think you're winning.

Bastards.

Melifluous · 28-02-2008, 01:29

My wife and I get on like a house on fire.

We run around screaming and the police and ambulance services have been called.

Shabbaman · 05-11-2009, 14:40

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Originally Posted by Melifluous

To get my post count up I have created this thread, however I cannot post twice in a row here so I need your help!

You're welcome. Now post you bastard!

barbu1977 · 05-11-2009, 15:23

Are you talking to me?

socralynnek · 05-11-2009, 17:21

I think my post count kinda sucks...

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