Joke of the day - Page 14

mauer · 15-04-2009, 14:43

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Originally Posted by Robi D

Can't help but laugh

I wonder if his kids are actually his kids in that case!

Matrix · 15-04-2009, 14:52

They're not. Look harder, mauer.

"The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children."

mauer · 15-04-2009, 15:14

Doh! skimming, and missed it.

Shabbaman · 15-04-2009, 15:18

Bwahahaha, what a morons

barbu1977 · 15-04-2009, 15:21

Funny and sad at the same time.

Robi D · 15-04-2009, 15:45

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Originally Posted by barbu1977

Funny and sad at the same time.

It is sad but at least the guy knows his wife a cheater.
And he got to bonk his friends wife 72 times

Matrix · 15-04-2009, 15:53

Well, that's the best part: being paid $2,500 to hump a beauty queen.
Doesn't that compensate the fact that his wife cheated on him and his kids aren't his own...?

mauer · 15-04-2009, 15:57

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Originally Posted by Matrix

Well, that's the best part: being paid $2,500 to hump a beauty queen.
Doesn't that compensate the fact that his wife cheated on him and his kids aren't his own...?

As important as sex is...lol...how terribly sad it would be to find out your children are not your children.

Robi D · 15-04-2009, 16:16

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Originally Posted by mauer

As important as sex is...lol...how terribly sad it would be to find out your children are not your children.

It is, but at least its better knowing then not knowing.

Also if his friend was smart he would sue the cheating wife instead as she knew her husband was sterile. That would satisfy karma all round

romeothemonk · 16-04-2009, 13:21

You know, I saw this a couple of days ago on another site, but the more I think about this, the more I can't get my mind around it.
Perhaps marriage means different things to different folks, but this is just weird.

There is some great irony to it though, and that is pretty funny.

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Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	Bwahahaha, what a morons __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

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barbu1977 Emperor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Blame Canada!. Posts: 3,501	Funny and sad at the same time. __________________ Postcount = Postcount + 1; //Postcount++

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Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	Well, that's the best part: being paid $2,500 to hump a beauty queen. Doesn't that compensate the fact that his wife cheated on him and his kids aren't his own...? __________________

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romeothemonk King Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yankton, SD. Posts: 1,310	You know, I saw this a couple of days ago on another site, but the more I think about this, the more I can't get my mind around it. Perhaps marriage means different things to different folks, but this is just weird. There is some great irony to it though, and that is pretty funny. __________________ I am not crazy cause I take the right pills..................................... Everyday

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mauer King Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,033	Doh! skimming, and missed it.