Deathmatch III - Page 13

akots · 21-07-2004, 20:39

Indeed an incredible luck. If two (??) nukes were launched and 2 hit the target it is 6.25% probability.

Anyhow, Mongol SDI commander has been executed. His head has been chopped with an axe in public and left to rot on the pike in the cenral square of Karakorum. His deputies and other high-ranking SDI officers were tortured, confessed in treason, and those who survived the torture (not many) were sentenced to various prison terms starting from 25 years to 50 years of strict regime. All Mongol citizens cheer up with joy at these events. A new general has been appointed then.

Matrix · 22-07-2004, 11:02

Beam, care to join me in eradicating this barbaric culture?

Beam · 22-07-2004, 12:50

What's barbaric about that culture? It's rather inefficient as KGB statistics learn that the throughput of guillotines is 4 times higher than axes. There are no KGB statistics on survivors of torture however and the KGB denies any relationship between arrests and a rotten smell in the Moskva river a couple of weeks later.

Matrix · 22-07-2004, 14:35

Perhaps if you all get sacrificed the Gods will forgive these cruelties.

By the way, nice city names!

Beam · 22-07-2004, 16:32

Hehe, Shabba kept his promise of the coffee being "van de bruine" for the Russian liberators.

Meantime Russian leadership celebrates progress in liberating the Mayans from their evil dictator and bringing them true democracy:

63.15KB

Russian inspectors discover the weird ways Mayans use their armored units in war:

43.4KB

Russians instructors organize educational programs to learn Mayan citizens the side effects of nuclear fall-out and waste and how to clean their lands from these pollutants safely:

31.98KB

Source: Pravda HQ, Moskva ©

Shabbaman · 22-07-2004, 16:53

You know, my people didn't even want me anymore as a leader. They've overthrown my government... maybe it's time that they feel some real suppression...

Matrix · 23-07-2004, 01:30

This time a nuke was intercepted!

/

B.t.w., great post, Beam!

Beam · 23-07-2004, 10:36

Mayan crowds in Copan and 3 other cites are cheering as they welcome the Russian liberators bringing them out of anarchy into True Democracy. Mayan girls express their love for the Great and Glorious Russian Leader. Oh what a night.

Shabbaman · 23-07-2004, 11:28

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

akots · 23-07-2004, 19:45

Don't see soo many burns on their faces and bodies. Must have been hiding underground indeed. Also, not so starved. Must be cheering indeed feeling a part of Great Russia.

Interestingly, Mongol citizens are also surprizingly happy. Not much war weariness and looks like the nukes hitting our cities cause reversed war weariness indeed. Not even asking for luxuries any longer.

21-07-2004, 20:39	#121
akots Nebuchadnezzar II Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Glover Park Posts: 4,459	Indeed an incredible luck. If two (??) nukes were launched and 2 hit the target it is 6.25% probability. Anyhow, Mongol SDI commander has been executed. His head has been chopped with an axe in public and left to rot on the pike in the cenral square of Karakorum. His deputies and other high-ranking SDI officers were tortured, confessed in treason, and those who survived the torture (not many) were sentenced to various prison terms starting from 25 years to 50 years of strict regime. All Mongol citizens cheer up with joy at these events. A new general has been appointed then. __________________ Cujusvis hominis est errare; nullius, nisi insipientis in errore perseverare Ciceron (Marcus Tullius)

22-07-2004, 11:02	#122
Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	Beam, care to join me in eradicating this barbaric culture? __________________

22-07-2004, 12:50	#123
Beam c00l b33r Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Beat 'm up Scotty!. Lives in the Lands that are Nether. Posts: 5,094	What's barbaric about that culture? It's rather inefficient as KGB statistics learn that the throughput of guillotines is 4 times higher than axes. There are no KGB statistics on survivors of torture however and the KGB denies any relationship between arrests and a rotten smell in the Moskva river a couple of weeks later. __________________ That was a pretty good gamble. -- Scotty, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2821.5, Episode 14 Linux never looked this good!

22-07-2004, 14:35	#124
Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	Perhaps if you all get sacrificed the Gods will forgive these cruelties. By the way, nice city names! __________________

22-07-2004, 16:32	#125
Beam c00l b33r Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Beat 'm up Scotty!. Lives in the Lands that are Nether. Posts: 5,094	Hehe, Shabba kept his promise of the coffee being "van de bruine" for the Russian liberators. Meantime Russian leadership celebrates progress in liberating the Mayans from their evil dictator and bringing them true democracy: 63.15KB Russian inspectors discover the weird ways Mayans use their armored units in war: 43.4KB Russians instructors organize educational programs to learn Mayan citizens the side effects of nuclear fall-out and waste and how to clean their lands from these pollutants safely: 31.98KB Source: Pravda HQ, Moskva © __________________ That was a pretty good gamble. -- Scotty, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2821.5, Episode 14 Linux never looked this good!

22-07-2004, 16:53	#126
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	You know, my people didn't even want me anymore as a leader. They've overthrown my government... maybe it's time that they feel some real suppression... __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

23-07-2004, 01:30	#127
Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	This time a nuke was intercepted! / B.t.w., great post, Beam! __________________

23-07-2004, 10:36	#128
Beam c00l b33r Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Beat 'm up Scotty!. Lives in the Lands that are Nether. Posts: 5,094	Mayan crowds in Copan and 3 other cites are cheering as they welcome the Russian liberators bringing them out of anarchy into True Democracy. Mayan girls express their love for the Great and Glorious Russian Leader. Oh what a night. 192.29KB Source: Pravda HQ, Moskva ©* __________________ That was a pretty good gamble. -- Scotty, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2821.5, Episode 14 Linux never looked this good!

23-07-2004, 11:28	#129
Shabbaman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa La Haya Posts: 8,494	HAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ "Our spam is backed with COMETS!"

23-07-2004, 19:45	#130
akots Nebuchadnezzar II Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Glover Park Posts: 4,459	Don't see soo many burns on their faces and bodies. Must have been hiding underground indeed. Also, not so starved. Must be cheering indeed feeling a part of Great Russia. Interestingly, Mongol citizens are also surprizingly happy. Not much war weariness and looks like the nukes hitting our cities cause reversed war weariness indeed. Not even asking for luxuries any longer. __________________ Cujusvis hominis est errare; nullius, nisi insipientis in errore perseverare Ciceron (Marcus Tullius)