what the fuck!?!

[Schip]

I did a concerning discovery today. Look at this:

quote:
Paul Schippers (13345079)
33 years, inadequate form, healthy
A controversial person who is calm and dishonest.
Has passable experience and passable leadership abilities.

Nationality: Deutschland
Assessed value: 22 000 €
Wage: 820 €/week
Owner: fearlessfishes
Warnings: 0


Career Goals: 19
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 3
Cup goals this season: 0

I seem to have the German nationality after all, maybe my mother has something to explain

[yndy]

quote:Florin Gruia (22249267)
21 years, passable form, healthy
A controversial person who is fiery and dishonest.
Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities.


Speciality: Head

Nationality: România
Assessed value: 920 000 Lei (EUR 46 000)
Wage: 15 000 Lei/week
Owner: Sticla T-veni
Warnings: 1


Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: inadequate
Winger: inadequate Defending: passable
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 1
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 0

Well I'm younger, I worth more and play in my own team. I also have two younger doubles.

Notice how we’re both lying bastards but at least you’ve got some leadership skills.