grow your cock!

grahamiam · 11-04-2007, 16:15

Beorn · 11-04-2007, 16:24

Kingreno · 11-04-2007, 16:50

Darkness · 11-04-2007, 17:23

I saw the title and I immediately thought that this was another spambot thread...
Imagine my surprise when I saw the spambot was named grahamiam...

Shabbaman · 11-04-2007, 17:46

Indeed, I was about to delete it, but when I saw the poster I changed my mind. No one should miss out on grahamian's invaluable advice, after all...

Furiey · 11-04-2007, 22:15

Errm, I hate to put a damper on this but isn't that for hens? Although a spambot thread entitled "lay more eggs" would be a first!

Matrix · 11-04-2007, 22:48

Brilliant!

But you English-speakers ask for it. Why does cock have these two totally different meanings, as well as chicks? And why do you keep on naming your children Dick?!

"Kok" is the Dutch word for cook/chef, by the way, which made the most brilliant misunderstanding possible:
"I'd like to thank your cock for the lovely dinner."

Furiey · 11-04-2007, 23:13

If words didn't have multiple meanings we wouldn't be able to have all the fun we have with double entendres!

I have to stop myself laughing everytime I come across an American called Randy...

Whomp · 12-04-2007, 02:05

Heh. You guys should've seen the German woman give me a hard time on a flight to Frankfurt once. I said something about "kids". She said, [german accent]They are not kids. Kids are goats. You call them children. [/german accent]

I got her back later when we circled Frankfurt for an hour without a cloud in the sky. I said [American smug]So much for German precision.[/American Smug]

She didn't find it funny.

socralynnek · 12-04-2007, 02:21

Kitz are not even goats, Kitz means fawn, so she wasn't even precise enough there...

The German precision is well known but not true since a long time...you should see how often our trains are late...

BTW, how did cocktails get their name ? ...

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Furiey King Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bedfordshire UK. Posts: 1,031	Errm, I hate to put a damper on this but isn't that for hens? Although a spambot thread entitled "lay more eggs" would be a first!

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Matrix Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampere, Finland Posts: 4,828	Brilliant! But you English-speakers ask for it. Why does cock have these two totally different meanings, as well as chicks? And why do you keep on naming your children Dick?! "Kok" is the Dutch word for cook/chef, by the way, which made the most brilliant misunderstanding possible: "I'd like to thank your cock for the lovely dinner." __________________

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Furiey King Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bedfordshire UK. Posts: 1,031	If words didn't have multiple meanings we wouldn't be able to have all the fun we have with double entendres! I have to stop myself laughing everytime I come across an American called Randy...

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Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	Heh. You guys should've seen the German woman give me a hard time on a flight to Frankfurt once. I said something about "kids". She said, [german accent]They are not kids. Kids are goats. You call them children. [/german accent] I got her back later when we circled Frankfurt for an hour without a cloud in the sky. I said [American smug]So much for German precision.[/American Smug] She didn't find it funny. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

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socralynnek Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: USS Defiant Posts: 3,827	Kitz are not even goats, Kitz means fawn, so she wasn't even precise enough there... The German precision is well known but not true since a long time...you should see how often our trains are late... BTW, how did cocktails get their name ? ... __________________ Being without a signature since November 2004.