10 signs you might be a Taliban
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have
a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000
rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T
declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka
make my butt look fat?"
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what
you've done with your cave."
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member
of the Taliban...
1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but
consider bacon unclean.
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