[Robi D]

> > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
> > sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than
> > the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and
> > is certain that he has a better education then any
> > cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself
> > and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense!!
> > Deputy says," License and registration,
> > please."Lawyer says, "What for?"Deputy says, "You
> > didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
> > sign."Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was
> > coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a
> > complete stop. License and registration,
> > please."Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"Deputy
> > says, "The difference is, you have to come to
> > complete stop, that's the law. License and
> > registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show
> > me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
> > I'll give you my license and registration; and you
> > give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't
> > give me the ticket."
> >
> > Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle,
> > sir."The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
> > beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer and
> > says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
>