Once there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner, who lives in Toronto, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
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