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I've posted this somewhere else iirc, but not here.

A Russian businessman got really drunk on a banquet into oblivion then went to some postitute which had menstruation. Next morning he wakes up and does not remember a thing about yesterday's events. He walks down to bathroom and while looking in the mirror notices his hands are bloody. So he thinks, - Shit, I must have killed someone yesterday night! He looks again in the mirror and thinks, - Crap, and then I ate him!