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Old 23-11-2006, 05:11   #1
Robi D
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Default Joke of the day

I get lots of these so i figured i'd put them here for all to have a laugh. Feel free to spam your own jokes too.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the
neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot!", he shouted.
A few moments passed . "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
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