08-11-2006, 15:49
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Location: Middle of VA.
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Whomp, since you are a financial genius I'd like to get your opinion on the following information that I got from a fellow worker about retirement planning.....
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quote:Retirement planning:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND,you would have had $614.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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 3/2006 : Now, surely that must be because some fists might have caused internal damage to certain delicate parts?
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