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Old 18-04-2019, 16:54   #12
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Originally Posted by Shabbaman View Post
He isn't even 40!
Still not 40 yet? Kick him out, imposter!

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
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