[Rik Meleet]

Once upon a time there was nowhere a dude in sight with a very odd and silly monkey named "The Whomper" stolen by Tubby Rower. Monkey boy (Whomp), Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six luminescent bobtail squid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous' slave Rik Meleet for shaving their ugly heads bald just like Tubby's. Fortunately, Toronto sucked so they moved to a big villa in Tuscany, North Dakota with their Sudanese relatives - who enslaved the other fairyboy. Not withstanding, the sex involving both fairyboys aka Tubbalamadingdong and his pocket protector(Whomp and Meli, growing older, balder and better at looking at porn.) wasn't happening so ceremonial witch burning