[Rik Meleet]

Once there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner, who lives in Toronto, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous. The same guy that previously