Once there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner, who lives in Toronto, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
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