Huh it's funny you should ask Mel. Today is the first day my ex-wife will stop receiving renumeration for the lifestyle she is accustomed to.
Tonight I am going out on the vessel Juicy.
Fortunately, I will not be captaining said vessel this evening.
We will be playing a drinking card game called Asshole with a bunch of random chicks I don't know. Life's good!
Anyone going out tonight please raise a glass for little me when you have a pint!
BTW Mel was that propah english?