If thread = ws-unreadable-bullshit
compute ws-reply = bullshit + code
Else
Move 1 to ws-IQ
Perform varying WS-Clue from NO-Fucking-Clue by a-bit until enlightenment
If ws-penny = dropped
WS-Clue = enlightenment
else
add 1 to WS-Clue
Perform WS-Google
if not happy
perform
www.altavista.com/babelfish
end-if
end-if
end-perform
end-if.
nod knowingly.
Says it all really...
Melifluous
PS. COBOL Error 98,02 - Out of Cheese Error - REDO from Start