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Old 16-01-2004, 00:49   #19
Melifluous
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If thread = ws-unreadable-bullshit
compute ws-reply = bullshit + code
Else
Move 1 to ws-IQ
Perform varying WS-Clue from NO-Fucking-Clue by a-bit until enlightenment
If ws-penny = dropped
WS-Clue = enlightenment
else
add 1 to WS-Clue
Perform WS-Google
if not happy
perform www.altavista.com/babelfish
end-if
end-if
end-perform
end-if.
nod knowingly.


Says it all really...

Melifluous

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