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Melifluous · 10-03-2005, 18:16

Hey nice one KR!

Would like to add my top tips for would be parents.

1) Get your gf to hoover as much as possible, gets the baby used to loud noises in the womb and may mean that they will not easily wake in the night.
2) Buy a tumbledrier. Babies use a lot of clothes and hanging out all of it makes your house look like a bombs gone off in a clothes shop.
3) Teach them the alphabet phonetically before they get anywhere near a school.
4) Dont teach your child the concept of 'not liking' food. Then they will eat anything.
5) If none of your friends have kids, get used to turning down each and everything they suggest to go when going out. They dont understand how much work a baby is.

and most important.
6) Dont let anyone tell you how to care for your baby or how to feed them. That is your choice and a very important one. Nobody knows how to look after your child but you. You will be living everyday for at least the next 12 years with them.

Enjoy yourself. Kids are great!

Melifluous

10-03-2005, 18:16	#22
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	Hey nice one KR! Would like to add my top tips for would be parents. 1) Get your gf to hoover as much as possible, gets the baby used to loud noises in the womb and may mean that they will not easily wake in the night. 2) Buy a tumbledrier. Babies use a lot of clothes and hanging out all of it makes your house look like a bombs gone off in a clothes shop. 3) Teach them the alphabet phonetically before they get anywhere near a school. 4) Dont teach your child the concept of 'not liking' food. Then they will eat anything. 5) If none of your friends have kids, get used to turning down each and everything they suggest to go when going out. They dont understand how much work a baby is. and most important. 6) Dont let anyone tell you how to care for your baby or how to feed them. That is your choice and a very important one. Nobody knows how to look after your child but you. You will be living everyday for at least the next 12 years with them. Enjoy yourself. Kids are great! Melifluous __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.