1. he's got these lists, checks them twice, and then determine's who's naughty or nice and posts
2. he's old, enough said
3. his fiance's name. Holly, hmmm?
4. cows are like reindeer in many regions of the world. hmmm...
5. big red nose. or is there another explanation for that?
6. his minions are legion. just a coincidence?
7. that's not a bentley, that's a sleigh...
8. donsig is getting coal; all is right with the world
