[Robi D]

Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed.
Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard
look at herself. You know, Harvey," she comments. "I
stare into this mirror
and I see an ancient creature. My face is all
wrinkled, my arms and legs are
as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks
like a sad, deflated
version of the Hindenberg!" She turns to face her
husband and says, "Dear,
please tell me just one positive thing about my body
so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and
then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, Well...there's nothing wrong with
your eyesight."

Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday
morning at 10:30