Redneck Logic.....
Two Conway, South Carolina farmers, Jimmy Ray and Joe Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimmy Ray turns to Joe Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the technical college, and sign up for some classes."
Joe Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jimmy Ray goes down to the college and meets with the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:
Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jimmy Ray says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah, answers Jimmy Ray."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife, and because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jimmy Ray shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Joe Bob at the bar. He tells Joe Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Joe Bob says, "What's that?"
Jimmy Ray smiles and says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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