hehe I win!
Weekdays up at 5:20 to catch the 6am train to work
Weekends I sleep in till 7am when my son wakes my up by jumping up and down on the bed and demanding breakfast, all I can say is God Bless CBeebies...
Normally get to bed between midnight and 4am...
You thought sleep was necessary? Have a baby and work out how to sleep with your eyes open...
Melifluous
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
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