Oh what a woeful state mankind would be in! None the less, let's all try and come up with a list of what the world might be like. (plus it's been too quiet in this forum)
IF WHOMP WERE KING:
1. The term citizen would be replaced by bears.
2. Every Sunday would be the festive "Windy" holiday to commemorate the great windy city. (Beans half price everywhere on Sunday)
3. All men would have boyfriends code named "Holly".
4. Chee Kag Oh would be the holy city of the Moose Party.
5. Wal-Mart (and it's subsidiaries) would be declared a terrorist organization and citizens (employees)of Wal-Mart would be pop rushed to build a Great Library.