Darth Vader in dire straits
Apparently Darth Vader failed to get a decent share of the Star Wars revenues.
Best part: He escapes on a bicycle. I mean for a man being used to command a Death Star, this is surely a painful situation.
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I fed my Dog the American Dream
Well, he rolled over and he started to scream
He said, I dig the taste of salt but it don't keep me alive yeah, yeah
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