Bit out of date but here is one I posted last week:
Fallen Forwards
With the fight for the league title potentially coming down to goal difference, Pugwash FC have developed a problem - both of their first-choice strikers will be unavailable for the final game of the season against Unobrow FC!
Our reporter attempted to question Pugwash FC's manager about this at the club's training ground earlier today, and while we cannot repeat his answer in full, we can tell you that a large portion of it rhymed with "clucking bell!"
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