My eye!! My eye!!
 

Oh my gosh!! I'm about to go berserko!! My stinking left eye has been twitching on and off for about 3 months now. It is literally driving me crazy. It tears up alot, get's itchy sometimes, and it just makes me downright angry. I tried punching it, but that just hurt. Is there a Dr. in the house?

Hlaf the spambots are doctors, if that's any help, but actual ones are always better suited for this.

Great, just when I need a spambot, there's nary a one to be found.

Civ IV?

[spam]

:D

trichonocis....eat any uncooked pork recently? The larva like the muscles of the eye area for making their cysts.

/only half joking. Its the truth but USA pork has very little trichonocis. So SPAM may be the cause...

Rob, that's just.....freaky is the only word I can come up with.

Things you learn in a parasitology class....and wish you could forget. Want me to tell you about other things...like tapeworms, round worm gut parasites.

Tapeworms are my plan on winning the weightloss competition at work. I hope to lose about 40 lbs in 4 weeks with some of those. Are there any really adverse health effects to them?

beats me..almost 10 years ago I took that class.

anemia is one thing thats a draw back besides shitting pieces of worm and in addition the worm can sometimes...sneak out and look like you have a tail. I cant imagine your wife letting you near her with a "tail" unless she has one too.

TOO MUCH INFO????

I heard you can leave raw meat next to your bunghole over night and the worm will slither on out.