I'm pretty sure whomp's real name is santa
 

1. he's got these lists, checks them twice, and then determine's who's naughty or nice and posts
2. he's old, enough said
3. his fiance's name. Holly, hmmm?
4. cows are like reindeer in many regions of the world. hmmm...
5. big red nose. or is there another explanation for that?
6. his minions are legion. just a coincidence?
7. that's not a bentley, that's a sleigh...
8. donsig is getting coal; all is right with the world[beer1]

You have issues but you make me snicker.

Whomp...err....Santa, I'm expecting that Harley.

Yeah, why would santa wear that huge erd hat if he had hairs anyways.

I shaved my head completely Saturday evening... Ana kept asking me, "Daddy, what happened to your hair?" I think that it's growing on me (pun intended). I'll see if I can get a picture up soon.

oh and Btw, Whomp, I'd like a nice LCD widescreen TV if you're still taking orders

Wow. Shaved head? You're gonna look like me. Much better look than the combover.

I got a haircut on saturday too. Fortunately I didn't take it that far. I imagine I'd look fairly silly without any hair, but then again, I'm sure I look silly with hair anyway... [crazyeye]

@Whomp/Santa: Do you also deliver in the Netherlands? I am still looking for a nice DVD-recorder...

I would also like a dvd-recorder for Christmas Bern...I mean Santa

Santa Whomp...I want a boat or a deer hunting rifle. I promise I wont shoot any of your reindeer(again)this year.

Where does one find a hunting rifle? Us city guys don't get a call for such things. Let me call a friend in Wisconsin or sumpin. The boat I can work on...Searay 42 footer with downriggers?
The dvd recorders are easy. I'll be back.