Let's ban DNA!
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/v...na/?tid=pm_pop

Hehehehehe...

Have the Americans become more dumb over the last twenty years, or are we simply more aware of the average American instead of seeing the better side through television?

It is quite bad here if you read or watch too much. But in reality, nothing happens, all is quiet and peaceful and nobody is banning nothing.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of Styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Let's also ban DHMO

ROFL

Did I mention my wife is pregnant again? Due in july.

Congratulations!

aargh, so she will do that heinous crime of passing on DNA AGAIN???

congrats :)

I'll make sure she doesn't do it again. But thanks. Last week we had the halfway mark, 20 weeks. So we had an echo, everything seems OK. And it appears to be a girl, and a very active one at that. I hadn't seen my son move a lot during echoes, so if that bodes anything for how this one will turn out to be... then I doubt I'll ever get old enough to have to chase potential suitors away with a baseball bat.,

Baseball bat?? You're approaching this the wrong way. Think long range sniper rifle. You don't need to run to get up close and personal for a hit and all those hours of TF2 training will be put to use.