If Whomp were king
 

Oh what a woeful state mankind would be in! None the less, let's all try and come up with a list of what the world might be like. (plus it's been too quiet in this forum)

IF WHOMP WERE KING:

1. The term citizen would be replaced by bears.
2. Every Sunday would be the festive "Windy" holiday to commemorate the great windy city. (Beans half price everywhere on Sunday)
3. All men would have boyfriends code named "Holly". [col]
4. Chee Kag Oh would be the holy city of the Moose Party.
5. Wal-Mart (and it's subsidiaries) would be declared a terrorist organization and citizens (employees)of Wal-Mart would be pop rushed to build a Great Library.

I give this spam [guiness] [guiness] out of 5

i dont even want to think about if whomp had power

Heh. You guys have issues. If I were king you wouldn't have to think "Boy Could Live Great 100 times" guy. I'd make all the decisions and I'm a good decision maker. Life would be good.

6. It would be mandatory for all men to shave there heads [:P]

7. It would be mandatory for all men to shave a bald spot on their head.

I think mauer has a man crush....

8. The constitution would consist of just one word: "MOO!"

Hehe...
I'd say it would make a panda sound too but I don't know that sound.

A Panda sound is a bit of a cross between a growl and a yawn