I am Looking For my Opponents- SORT OF SPAM THREAD
 

One is tall Dutch guy who answers to name the of Jack , he has black hair and moustache and usually carries a wheel of cheese wherever he goes. He is normally found hanging out at the bottom of ladders complaining loudly.
The other is Anarres - a mysterious individual - English possibly. The only thing that is known about him is that he attends spam fests were he cavorts with like-minded swarthy foreign gentlemen.
I have arranged for their avatars to be displayed on the back of milk cartons so that it might jog someones memory..... please find them so that I can...... TWIST THEIR PITIFUL EMPIRES INTO INTERESTING PRETZEL SHAPES [evil]

[lol]

10 to 1 this thread will end in a spam fiesta! [evil]

Funny how everybody now exactly knows what Jack looks like (from Plux' cheese pic). First thing I thought was how much he looked like a guy called Saddam...

[satan]

Yeah the Dutch guy with the large cheese is the one I could describe but the solemn disney cartoon character fits more with my mental image of Jack - I expect to be punished I don't think Jack was too flattered by the cheese image and won't be pleased that I brought it up here. I expect to be punished in some spamtastic way or another.[cool]

Ahhh..., so you immediately fell in love with the pic and saved it!!! [eek]

Don't worry about the punishments, some spammy guy named ProPain moderates this board! [thumbsup]

Fear not, young Samildanach, for you are safe here.

You may find another recent representation of me in your saves folder, as the turn is with you :D.

The turn is with me .... oh right then my mistake. The force has been a bit crap lately - like last night I was in the process of sitting down when I felt a terrible tremor in the force as if five billion voices all cried out at once only to find I had just squashed the cat with my fat ass.[cat]

I'm quite certain this one got something that is ours too. [mischief]