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Trash talking time....
Week 12 coming up...
Now it's the great Dark Demons against that silly little team that you've put up! [:p] Prepare to have your 4-game winning streak snapped! :D No, seriously, this one will go down to the wire I think, with monday nights game featuring Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne on your side and the Steelers D on mine. Shit, I think I'm in trouble... :( ;) |
Trash talk quality: *** on a scale from 1-5.
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http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=121176 ;) Next weekend it's Whomp vs. Darkness (which I am likely to loose but still... I'm not doing too bad, as the only non-American in the League (I'm 9th, Whomp is 3rd in the 16-team league: Top 8 go to the playoffs, so I really need a win, but Whomp has Peyton Manning (best QB) in his team, so it will be an up-hill battle) |
Let me clarify a few things here. The Dark Demons are misinforming the public.
#1 The Dark Demons are not the ONLY non-American in this league since Aussie based Sanabas' Demented Drop Wombats are also in the league. Not only that but the Wombats are in the playoff hunt at 5-6 plus he plays the miserable Ironclads who have lost 8 in a row and are 1-10. #2 BA's Massive Whompus is tied for 2nd with Roger's Collarbone and the Springfield Atoms with 8-3 records and has scored more points than both of them year to date. What is true is the Dark Demons desperately need a win at 6-5. My Massive Whompus went freaky this past week on Fred's Freaks who had a 3 game win streak. It is now time to exorcise the Dark Demons who have won 3 in a row. The problem for the Demons is my team has won 4 in a row. Let me finish by saying our teams matchup up reasonably well especially if my #2 running back continues to whine about his maladies and doesn't play again this week. As far as smack talk goes Coach Whomp has a few team rules. #1 No silly dances in the end zone. Play the game like you've been there before. #2 If someone tries to smack talk simply say "look at the scoreboard and let's play ball". Subliminal message a little known rule #3 says that Peyton Manning and Coach Whomp can be paid off with lots of cold Stellas.[:p] So Mr. Demon I say "en garde"! [duelist] |
Trash talk quality; ***(*)
Could have received a * if the post had been a tad more intimidating ;) |
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- I lost a sqeaker to the league leader Burninators in week 1 by three points... - I lost a sqeaker to Rogers Collarbone in week 6 by less than two points... - I soundly beat the Springfield Atoms in week 9 by 19 points... Seems to me like my Dark Demons just might be Giant-Killers!!!! :D Quote:
Fred had won 4, then you beat him, so now you have won 4 in a row. Now, if I beat you, I've also got a 4 game winning streak. Which would make this thing come full circle, as Fred kicked my ass in week 4. Quote:
We match up well indeed, except at QB, 'cause Peyton's going to score much more than Jake Delhomme... Maybe I've got a tiny edge at RB though, with Droughns on a serious roll. Quote:
But I don't dance.... [:p] |
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Question is what happened in the other 3 losses when you played against "Sister Mary Pat's weak ass sisters of the poor" teams? [:P] Quote:
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BTW: I do seem to be loosing the trash talking thingy, don't I? ;) Doesn't matter, 'cause I'll win the game. :) Maybe..... [blush2] |
As they say one man's trash is another man's treasure.
I suppose we can let Paal judge the quality of our "treasure" creating skills. What I can say dear Mr. Darkside Dude is I'd like to see you make the playoffs, just not at my expense. :D |
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Or the tough schedule... ;) I figure I need at least 1, but most likely 2 wins to make the playoffs. 8-5 will definately make it. 7-6 makes me depend on other peoples results... The problem is that I have two tough matchups on the way. First you, the Nike Inc...., which are just below me and also still in the hunt. |
Hey Whomp,
I just saw that you had another four game winning streak earlier in the season... Maybe you just can't win more than four in a row? ;) |
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And Warrick Dunn starts the scoring with a 5.80.
Unfortunately, Coach Whomp left Rod Smith on the bench and he scores a 8.85. Could this be the difference maker? In other news, Fred Taylor will get the start as he practiced yesterday and is probable for the game. |
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You've a nice set of receivers there with Rod Smith on the bench and Santana Moss and Deion Branch starting... Thanks for the help on keeping Smith on the bench... ;) Fred Taylor might very well be a great break for you. When he's healthy he's very effective. I'm still thinking on who I should start at the flex spot: Drew Bennett or Chester Taylor. I think I am going to go with Taylor. At some point Brian Billick just has got to realize that this just isn't Jamal Lewis' season and that Taylor gives him a better chance at a decent running game. |
Guys, this is, like Rik said, trash talking for amateurs.
Do I need to whip out my... Trash talk for Dummies book(TM)? |
Bah. Just win baby. Trash talk is for losers who wear #81 in Philadelphia.[:p]
Paraphrasing Akots a big fat SOD talks bigger than any smack talk someone can throw out. I have a large SOD attacking Darkness so let 'em play the game. BTW I think Taylor is the right choice. Last week should've sent Billick a message. Duh! |
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He's out: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4259/news At least, that's what this report says.... |
aw. Come on
Where are the "Uw moeder..." insults (your momma in your case Whomp) Where are the pythonesque insults? Where are the handbags at ten paces? (TM)* *Handbags courtesy of Melifluous Edit: "Uw moeder is zo vet, moet zij door de spiegel overgaan 5 keer om elk van te zien zelf" Silly translation courtesy of Altavista Babelfish So little trash talk, when apparently the game isnt about to start for quite a while |
"Uw moeder is zo vet, moet zij door de spiegel overgaan 5 keer om elk van te zien zelf"
Which means ?? |
Your mother is so fat she has to pass the mirror 5 times to see all of herself.
Tried a few better ones, but that made babelfish confused. Translation option said English to Dutch... Not necessarily good dutch |
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BTW, the game started thurday, and will end tuesday morning (CET)... |
Gameday baby!!
I benched Taylor and started....Bennett I guess...blech. Darkness I read this today...just fyi. The shift of the workload in the Ravens backfield appears on hold, as Chester Taylor appears on the injury report at the end of the week with an ankle injury. For now, it looks like Jamal Lewis will shoulder the load against a Cincinnati defense that allows 121 yards per game on the ground. Those carrying Lewis in a bench position should watch this closely, as this stands as one of his strongest opportunities for a serviceable game if he's left alone in the backfield. For the rest of you the problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. I can't believe that out of 10,000,000 sperm, you guys were the quickest. I'd like to see things from Rik and Paal's point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse. |
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Now we're talking
The only thing though, you re taking it out on Rik and I, not on Darkness |
Darkness and I will let the cards play out on the field. The scoreboard will tell the story. There's no reason to give Darkness' players bulletin board material to get them fired up before the game even starts. These players know....even if it's subliminally. [:P]
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But thanks anyway... :) |
Hey Whomp,
Are you trying to lose or something? ;) Why are you playing guys that score negative points (Michael Bennett)? :D |
Doesn't look good for me...
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/up...253_monday.jpg 87.47*KB Only monday's game remaining, and I've only got the Pittsburgh defense in that game, which will probably be torched by Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne (who happen to be on Whomps roster) & their teammates. I guess I'll just have to hope my 23.12 point lead will hold up.... |
Great games from Rudi and Torry. The QB throwing to Holt for St. Louis was the first player from Harvard to play in the NFL. The dude looked like Joe Montana slinging the ball around.
I need about 3 TD's from Manning and Wayne to stay in it or else I'm in deep dukey. |
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No official results yet, but Peyton got 245 yards, 2 TDs and 1 INT, for a total of 14.9 points and Reggie Wayne got 62 yards for 3.1 points. The Steelers D got 1 INT and 2 sacks plus 26 points against, for a grand total of 4 points. This makes the net result 18 points for Whomp and 4 for me. I was ahead by 23, so: Darkness wins!!!!! [dance][dance][dance][party][party] The quest for the playoffs continues! |
Damn. Somebody turn on the lights
Congrats dood. So, this is like fantasy american rugby, right? |
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It is official: The Dark Demons beat BA's Massive Whompus by 9+ points... :) http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/up...mpdarkness.jpg 115.99*KB The news isn't all bad for Whomp though... Even if he slipped down from 2nd to 6th in the standings, he still clinched a playoff spot: http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/up..._Standings.jpg 121.49*KB But look who's looming large in Whomps' rearview mirror? :D If I win next week I'm in the playoffs, if I loose it depends on the other results... Not too bad at all for a rookie... [cool] |
Congrats to the Dark Demons! Glad I could help in your quest to the playoffs.
I thought I was going to make the Demons sweat when on Manning's first play of the game he tossed a 80 yard touchdown (not to Reggie Wayne). As the game developed it was apparent Indianapolis was going to play their usual ground control dominating game. Edgerrin James had 29 carries and Manning was simply efficient. This does not bode well for Super Jack. Since Indianapolis is undefeated the pressuere is mounting for an undefeated season through to the Super Bowl. Only the Miami Dolphins have accomplished this. It will be interesting to watch if anyone can make them work for a win. If this happens Manning will produce some big numbers. Darkness needs to win this week vs. the 6-6 Nike Swooshes because the Bunnies of Death play the Flailing Flamingos who are simply horrid losing 9 straight. The Aussie based Demented Drop Wombats play Puffy Magic Dragon who have lost 4 in a row. Fred's Freaks gets the toughest matchup playing the formidable Roger's Collarbone. Good luck Darkness may we clash in the playoffs so I may avenge my loss!! |
Thanks Whomp! :)
Yes, I've got a tough match-up this week. Those Swooshes have got some damn good players! Trent Green, Edgerrin James, Tony Gonzalez... :( And the Tampa Bay defense, which plays turn-over prone Aaron Brooks' New Orleans Saints... I'd love to meet you again in the play-offs. That'd mean I'd reach the playoffs, so that would be great! But, at least I've got a winning season (which was my goal on my first try at this game)... |
Week thirteen coming up...
Seems you got a pretty tough match up there, Whomp... You're opponent has got Matt Hasselbeck, Shaun Alexander, Steven Jackson and Jeremy Shockey. Pretty good team. Since last week was the third time that Chester Taylor was declared inactive shortly before kick off, I've kind of had it with him. :( Just to be safe I'm starting Drew Bennett next week. Who knows, he just might score. After all, he's already scored a few times on Indy's D in his carreer. Off course, that was before Indy's D actually started playing D... :( |
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