Spambear's Cage
 

Yes! another virgin forum! spam post number one goes to me! [king]
MWAHAHAHA!!

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[hmm] ... as Yndy already invited me in here....



;)

This post has violated the forum rule number 5 "It is not allowed to spam ...". You now have 1 violation of the forum rules. Yndy

Still, I got the first spam post. It was I who soiled the forum first [:P]

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I could've but didn't feel like it.

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[nono] you see WildFire, it's precisely that kind of attitude in our younger generation that keeps us from achieving maximun spamage in a minimun of time [tongue]

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Wow, still no Yndy. [dunno]

I'm reading the moderator rules to check how hard can I punish you. [hammer][hammer][hammer][hammer][hammer][hammer][hammer]

Moderator rules [confused] ..... [rotfl]

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Well done Ehecati, you show true initiative - and a virgin forum no less. I applaud you Sir [thumbsup]

This post has violated the forum rule number 5 "It is not allowed to spam ...". You now have 1 violation of the forum rules. Yndy

hahaha, I actually went and checked what the rules were again when I saw your modding Yndy. ;)

btw, what happens with the violations? Do we trade them in for prizes? If so I hope it's better than the fairground stalls where you have to get 50 for even a small teddy bear! [mad]

Well, somebody already got there. The offender will not be fed for 1 day.

Anybody else interested?

Thank you, thank you! I only hope one day will come where spam is the beggining and end of everything![crazyeye] And yes, this is my 4th violation, I now hold more violations than anyone else![band]

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Name that movie!

On another, related note, I am having spam and tomato sandwiches this weekend!

Yummy!

This post has violated the forum rule number 5 "It is not allowed to spam ...". You now have 1 violation of the forum rules. Yndy

Question-- so what do I do with my 4 violations? or how many do I have to get before I get permanently banned? :( I'm assuming I'm a spambear... when do I get fed?

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You'll never get fed with this rate. BTW, all the posts here (except mine and the administrators) are spam and will be treated accordingly.

I guess I'll add a ban of the week award but I'll take your opinion on who desreves it. Any takers?

You mean I can't get a violation? [cry]

I wish but I can't edit your posts. Would you care to do that yourself ? :D

mwahaha [mwaha]

Good to see you try!!! :D [dance]

@Nightfa11

wait, don't tell me...

It had W. Snipes in it, Stallone, and that chick from Speed...

I got it Demolition Man!

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding ...

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Ban of the week? so the one who wins it gets banned for a week? or is that only the name of the award and the prize is something else entirely? ...I have 5 violations, 6 with this one [scared] A strong modding standard and a firm hand, finally a mod I can get on-board with! :D The perfect image of authority.... I got my spam target! [tank]

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But, but....is a post about spam in a thread about spam really spam? I mean, I'm discussing spam, so that makes it not spam, right?

My head hurts.

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That right there Nightfa11..that's spam :D

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Ehecatl Atzin, you have won the hungry spambear’s award for perseverance. Get it from here: http://www.aspenvalleywildlifesanctu...s/ORRVILLE.jpg

The ban of the week will not last a week but will be awarded weekly. Unfortunately I don’t know how to ban people yet. [sad]

[tank][tank][tank][soldier][soldier][soldier][slay]

Just push the ban button next to a member's name. Did you know you can close your forum to certain members as well?

[evil]

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http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232...roundworld.gif

spam around the world!

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Wow, it's Catchphrase!

"Say what you see..." [yeah]

I don't see any 'ban' button.

Who took my 'ban' button ? [cry]

Please, give it back to me and you shall be banned, mmmm... I mean rewarded[}:)]

If you look at the forum itself (in the forum list), you can see a little folder with a pencil in front of it to the right of your forum name. There you can edit the properties of your forum and deny access to usernames. If you want a screenshot with an arrow, I'll make one for you. It's a fairly small icon.

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I saw that icon and used it to change the name of the forum and stuff. But it only allows me to define an accepted member list to access the forum, restricting all the non-members. I don't want that. I want to restrict someone's (guess who) posting privileges.

Don't tell me I can't do that.

You can't do that. [mischief]

OK, than you shall all (barring the administrators) be banned for a limited (this time) period of time and you shall not be allowed to see this forum. [}:)][fdevil][}:)]

The zoo will close for clean-up between 17.15 CET and 21.15 CET.
This I can do !

Feel my [whipped]

I remember an old, old Monty Python-themed game where boxes of spam were involved (IIRC you had to avoid or shoot them or something). Ayone else remember it or what it was called ?

(And in case you're wondering, yes, I *DO* feel like being moderated today :D)

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We are now running silent. annares, ProPain feel free to make any comments about my excellent modding skills.

Your modding skilz are excellent. Hope you enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts. ;)

Woohoo!! I've been fed! ;)

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I decided on the ban of the week award. I'm not going to make it public though.

I'm hungry![cry] feed me! feed me![evil]

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It's funny to see that the spam threads generally grow 6 times faster than the ordinary threads.

Maybe we should open a complete category for spam only :D

Or maybe a brand new forum. Actually I think that every topic attracts spam, confining it to one thread is a result already.

Guess why...

[hmm]
If you ask me, the real master of spam is the zoo director Yndy himself!!
Yndy, as it wasn't enough spam to make every other post yourself, you did even add funny blue lines to other peoples posts. That's the real art of spamming! Congrats for winning your own award!
:D
[party]

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