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ProPain
11-08-2003, 15:56
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/ProPain/2003811155627_cart1.jpg
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Translation:
pic 1: The jacuzi has just stopped smurfing!
pic 2: 2 smurfs in trouble!
pic 3: Newspaper headline: Fartman saves smurfs!

Ruft is dutch for fart, hence the R on his suit.

Sween
11-08-2003, 22:44
fartman? howard stern doesn't have a copyright on the character?

Shabbaman
12-08-2003, 08:26
This is one from the 'nature' science mag. It's about the 'Ecological Footprint', a fake sustainability indicator that has gained a lot of popularity with policy makers (thus the wrong kind of people). Coincidentally ;) , I happen to do some research on this 'brilliant' tool.

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/200381282611_efcartoon.jpg
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Matrix
12-08-2003, 08:43
Ah, Dirk-Jan. Half of these comics are cool, the other half are fart, poo & pee jokes, yet this is one of the better ones. ;)

ProPain
12-08-2003, 11:17
Image Insert:
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/ProPain/cart2.gif


Translation:
Fokke & Sukke are ecstatic about their new PentiumIV

- WAUW
- Windows has never crashed this quick before!

Shabbaman
12-08-2003, 11:26
F&S rule. Their names are really funny as well. In dutch, their names are phonetically the same as 'fucking' and 'sucking' (translated for convenience). The funny thing is that 'fokke' is a real name, and 'sukke' sounds like a real name.

Most of their jokes are about anal sex btw.

ProPain
12-08-2003, 11:29
But those are really hard to find on the net Shabba. Used to be a lot of them.

Shabbaman
12-08-2003, 11:36
I know, I was just looking for them on http://www.foksuk.nl, where they used to have an archive...

http://www.foksuk.nl/imggif.php?i=/upload/k_66.gif

They're most famous for their pick up line: "Hoi." "Neuken?", translated "Hi" "Wanna fuck?"

Shabbaman
12-08-2003, 11:38
Hmm, no remote linking...

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/2003812113740_foksuk1.jpg
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"What do you mean, you don't want to come with us?" "But you're really ugly!"

ProPain
12-08-2003, 11:48
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/ProPain/200381211509_bijen.jpg
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Fokke & Sukke are programmed after midnight.
- And now that horny bee screws the poor little flower hard into her secret opening!!!
- His face is covered in pollen !!!

Shabbaman
12-08-2003, 11:54
Hehehehe...

Fokke and Sukke are unable to distinguish all those mustaches

http://foksuk.flabber.nl/show.php/original//0303_Maart%202003/0322AP1FOKSUK67.jpg

"For the time being, we assume there are 7 million doubles for Saddam."

"There's another one!"

ProPain
12-08-2003, 11:59
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/ProPain/200381211574_valentijn.jpg
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This one was in the newspaper on Valentines day.

Fokke & Sukke also received a card
- "You have the biggest dick I've ever seen!"
- No, "ARE"

ProPain
12-08-2003, 12:12
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/ProPain/200381212710_saddam2.jpg
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Not a cartoon, but too funny to neglect. Todays 'Volkskrant' (serious dutch newspaper) has this article on the backpage (light news). The guy on the foto is not Saddam but a dutch marine that looks like him and is currently part of the dutch mission in Iraq!

foto caption 'Marine Schoofs "When I see an American unit I just wave."'

Article head: 'Get rid of that mustache Saddam'

The article says his fellow soldiers have asked him several times to shave his mustache because they feel endangered with him resembling Saddam that much. He refuses that.

Under the 'wanted' fotos of Saddam in the dutch camp someone has written 'This man is better known as Sergeant Major Schoofs'

Kingreno
12-08-2003, 13:15
Propain at work!


http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Kingreno/2003812131521_olifant.jpg
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Shabbaman
14-08-2003, 15:59
http://members.chello.nl/j.otte/Dirkjan112.jpg

Top:

'Premier, our nuclear missiles have hit their targets. We are at war with all neigbouring countries.'

'So, the left button was for coffee after all.'

Bottom:

'Van Druten is screwing things up. He won't get my vote'

'Apparently, he's anticipating the election results with great confidence.'

'Give me one good reason.'

Shabbaman
14-08-2003, 16:03
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2003/ga030803.gif

Shabbaman
15-08-2003, 07:57
I like editorial cartoons a lot. One of my favorites appears in the dutch De Volkskrant, but we have enough dutch cartoons here. This one was on the clipboard in our coffee corner. For those who missed it, I'm in Energy and Environmental Sciences, so that's probably why I find this one funny. On the other hand, I can imagine that there are people who don't understand it, or miss the joke.

U.S. energy policy is even dumber than their foreign policy. The good thing is, failing energy policy can be proven scientifically. They make it really easy btw, just look at yesterday's events. Blackout in NY, now that'll make up for what percentage of the Kyoto protocol?
On the flip side, the dutch government has some real problems with 'science' as well. In the US it is quite obvious that an open market approach to energy production (that's something different that sale btw) doesn't work. Recent problems with the warm weather show this as well.

Hey, more work for me! Hurray!

OK, here's the cartoon. It's an oldie, the 2nd of june to be exact, and I've got no idea why it was in the paper back then, but I suppose that there was some government publication or something.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/comics/images/Toles/20030602.gif

Cruise
22-08-2003, 14:11
Last tuesday's Fokke and Sukke :D


http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Cruise/2003822141316_Foksuk.gif
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Shabbaman
22-08-2003, 14:22
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aggie
22-08-2003, 14:29
[rotfl]

For the non-Dutch:

"Please tell us, was it difficult?"

"On holiday for 6 months with 9 Germans?"

This is about a man that was taken hostage in Algeria and was freed yesterday. Obviously also 9 Germans were taken hostage.

Shabbaman
17-09-2003, 10:02
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/images/war_spoofs/1586096_zoom.jpg

Grille
19-09-2003, 13:25
...some animated stuff...

:D With a decent data transfer rate, lookie here. (http://cp.darktech.org/Web/Chaosproductions/LavaLava)


Just visit the loo before watching the stuff and don't take a sip of anything while watching...

I'd recommend Number9: "Who's afraid of the big baaaa wolf?" for a start... enjoy! :D

edit: 4mb = smaller version; get the bigger one if possible [:p]

anarres
19-09-2003, 15:36
Hmm, I get 5k/sec on my 2Mb connection trying to download the 22Mb version. [sad]

Oh well, I'll get it in a couple of hours or so...

Grille
19-09-2003, 16:24
quote:Originally posted by anarres

Hmm, I get 5k/sec on my 2Mb connection trying to download the 22Mb version. [sad]

Oh well, I'll get it in a couple of hours or so...


You're right, the server there is the foul fruit in the system... [sad]

It's somewhat anarchistic humour, so I hope some minutes of intensive laughing compensates for the lame connection. :)

anarres
19-09-2003, 17:12
It will do when I can download it. My PC just crashed. [mad]

Shabbaman
02-10-2003, 10:07
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/2003102101033_civcomic2.jpg
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[lol]

I've found this one through a search of my earlier posts [coool]

Skyfish
02-10-2003, 11:42
[rotfl]

Shabbaman
02-10-2003, 13:44
Ok ok, this one isn't technically a cartoon. It's from the hormel corporation homepage, and it's for real!!!

http://www.spammobile.com/images/racer2.jpg

FREE SAMPLES OF SPAM!

ProPain
03-10-2003, 10:02
hmm, maybe they can sponsor CDZ, we have lots of free samples of spam too.

Shabbaman
30-10-2003, 11:44
This is actually a follow up series, I'm just posting two. As a MTG player I found this amusing.

[shabba]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20031020/ft/ft031020.jpg
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20031025/ft/ft031025.jpg

digger760
30-10-2003, 12:14
Found this while surfing the web, its probably posted some where else as well. IT seems to be the second most popular topic at CDZ

Download Attachment: icon_paperclip.gif spam.mp3 (http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/digger760/20031030121225_spam.mp3)
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ProPain
30-10-2003, 13:11
[lol] more, more!!

digger760
30-10-2003, 15:04
Ok how about this one.

Download Attachment: icon_paperclip.gif stairwaytoheaven.mp3 (http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/digger760/200310301545_stairwaytoheaven.mp3)
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Shabbaman
21-11-2003, 08:02
http://winstars.free.fr/english/images/bush/bush_nostradamus.jpg

Sween
23-11-2003, 19:50
[lol]

Matrix
25-11-2003, 11:22
For the best cartoons:

http://www.straland.com/images/Nemi.gif (http://nemi.thtn.com/comic.shtml)

(Of course that picture looks ugly on a whilte background. [rolleyes])

Shabbaman
26-11-2003, 13:18
http://www.ebaynham.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/beav_lg.gif

Shabbaman
10-12-2003, 14:51
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwC!NboYKPNIJfxt9ol6Kg6zNvCcFVojhKjfSNdeuJvvDbEHD k385McKmsQ*zZwg5w*I2Mf49NCdQA0Y0bw!B24DfxRywXek2Ik zkdPozBXV0eUnvaPxwg/het%20pilletje.jpg?dc=4675442109537616413

[lol]

EDIT: wtf? doesn't work? I'll look up another...

Lt. Killer M
10-12-2003, 15:01
@ shabba: [lol] @ the beaver!

Shabbaman
10-12-2003, 15:11
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/2003121015848_het%20pilletje.jpg
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http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/200312101593_lijntje.jpg
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Nijntje on drugs. Why this is funny? The dutch government had a campaign for good behaviour with Nijntje some years ago, it used the same lay out. Those were pretty rude as well: "Jane walks through the park. John asks "Do you want to fuck?" Jane says "No! Go away!" John says "Stupid bitch!" John laughs. John is a tough guy." Pretty harsh, isn't it?

Shabbaman
10-12-2003, 15:13
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/2003121015133_hetpilletje.jpg


*sigh*

If it still doesn't work, I'll give up.

Melifluous
10-12-2003, 15:21
And something for the English please?

Wtf does all that say...
... oh why didnt England conquer the world when it had its chance

*sigh*

Melifluous

Shabbaman
10-12-2003, 15:33
You know, I've found a site about "raving Nijntje", but all it says is that the owner has had to close it due to some legal issues. I'd love to give you some english ones, but the english input in this thread isn't of a high quality either.

I'll translate the upper one:

(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means ;) )

Nijntje is awake for 3 whole days.
She's pepped up from speed (amfetamine).

"Speed is bad," mommy says.
"Don't fuck with me," Nijntje exclaims
"I'm super pepped up!"

Nijntje knows the good stuff.
Mommy is a mellow bitch.

Melifluous
10-12-2003, 16:32
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman


(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means ;) )


I think she's called Miffy over here in England. In fact I bought a miffy t-shirt for my son whilst in Amsterdam.

Beer and Kids Cartoons.

What next huh?

Melifluous

PS. How about the second one?

Shabbaman
11-12-2003, 07:44
Sorry, I was in a rush yesterday. I'll try to translate it, but I'm afraid a lot will be lost in translation: it uses some sort of juvenile slang.

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Shabbaman/2003121015133_hetpilletje.jpg

The little pill

Nijntje is pepped up.
With two little pills on Thunderdome she's really getting loose.
She takes another three
So she can go "harder" even more!
Now that is COOL.

P.S. Thunderdome is a huge gabber rave.

Shabbaman
08-04-2005, 13:56
Voetbal International, the main dutch football site, has a daily contest for photoshoppers. Today's subject was Edgar Davids:

http://www.vi.nl/upload/195174_340_1112957338535-RobertSonneveldPijnacker.jpg

What's so funny about it?

The guy to the right is Lee Bowyer, the newcastle player who hit a teammate recently. The text refers to the advertisements of a insurance company, that might be some of the funniest ads around: the text means "he must be insured with delta loyd", or otherwise he wouldn't do something as dumb as this.

Plux
08-04-2005, 14:33
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman
(it's called Lijntje, not Nijntje, which is probably untranslatable. But if you take a look at the picture and see the white lines you'll probably get a clue of what it means ;) )

Miffy --> Sniffy ???

Rik Meleet
08-04-2005, 19:19
Fokke and Sukke
Knock on the door of the House of Lords.

"We are here to collect the corpse of the elected mayor"
---"For organ donation".

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Rik Meleet/200548191820_fs.JPG
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If it is too incoprehensable for non-Dutch, sorry; it's just too funny to not post.

The plan to elect mayors was shot down in the house of Lords. Also, a new law making everyone a donor didn't make it. The cartoon combines these 2 plans in a funny way.

Pastorius
08-04-2005, 20:24
Fokke and sukke - fucking and sucking...

IMO, even when translated into an understandable language, that wasnt funny.

Guess you have to eat more cheese to see the potential in dutch jokes'


And perhaps smoke some....


tulips [crazyeye]

Shabbaman
08-04-2005, 21:02
quote:Originally posted by Paalikles

FIMO, even when translated into an understandable language, that wasnt funny.

No.

Fokke is an actual Frisian name. Sukke isn't, but it does sound like it is.
Fuck and suck aren't that much a part of dutch language. Suck isn't even in it, and although fuck has almost the same meaning, it doesn't mean something rude. In dutch, "a farmer fucks sheep". Now, that sounds really funny, but all it means is that he "grows" sheep. The comic figures names Fokke en Sukke is a superb joke in itself, and pretty original besides.

ProPain
09-04-2005, 02:32
And their jokes are superb!

Markstar
12-04-2005, 20:47
Don't know about those fuck and suck guys, seems to be a lot cultural/language dependent (not that I think that's a bad thing). Alright, I hope you don't mind me spamming this thread. ;)

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/2005412204516_PUSSY.JPG
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Pastorius
12-04-2005, 20:50
Cat frightened by beaver ;)

Markstar
14-04-2005, 11:31
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/2005414113114_acupuncture.GIF
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Shabbaman
14-04-2005, 11:33
[lol]

Melifluous
14-04-2005, 11:44
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/melifluous/2005414114316_Change.jpg
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Most of the pictures on this site are great.

Here is one of my favourites, followed by the one I sent my boss [fdevil]

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/melifluous/2005414114428_Planning.jpg
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www.despair.com

Melifluous

Markstar
16-04-2005, 12:19
@Mel: Very nice site! [goodjob]

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/2005416121929_ARC.JPG
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Markstar
19-04-2005, 18:05
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/200541918441_BOMB.GIF
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Melifluous
19-04-2005, 18:43
Warning - Not REALLY a cartoon.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila
























http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/melifluous/2005419184349_limecat2.JPG
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Melifluous

Pastorius
19-04-2005, 18:53
Stop harassing the cat at once Mel.

Kingreno
19-04-2005, 19:00
Indeed Mel. Or we will retaliate. Again.



http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Kingreno/20054191906_formel.jpg
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Markstar
19-04-2005, 19:18
Nooo, peace guys!!! And...















http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/2005419191832_BALEINE.JPG
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Shabbaman
20-04-2005, 13:54
Check out Weebl (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/joust.htm). Really funny, in the absurdistic way.

"What was I thinking marrying a million dollar scientist supermodel?" "She had only 9 toes!" "But that was only after the duel." [lol]

Pastorius
20-04-2005, 14:21
braaains

[lol]

Melifluous
20-04-2005, 16:43
Compulsory Dilbert

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/melifluous/2005420164256_dilbert2006103550420.gif
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Melifluous

Markstar
22-04-2005, 13:52
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/2005422135232_brown_allergic.jpg
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grahamiam
22-04-2005, 20:28
quote:Warning - Not REALLY a cartoon.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

[lol] and this is what the cat does if you share the tequila

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-164.htm

grahamiam
27-04-2005, 22:25
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/grahamiam/2005427222453_chinese.jpg

Pastorius
27-04-2005, 22:35
:D[lol]

Y00 funney!

Markstar
28-04-2005, 01:46
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/200542814554_CANDID.JPG
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Markstar
02-05-2005, 15:14
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/20055215140_COUNSEL.GIF
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Whomp
09-05-2005, 03:15
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/whomp/20055931433_ShowLetter.jpg
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Markstar
01-06-2005, 22:51
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/200561225140_BROKEN.JPG
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Pastorius
01-06-2005, 22:54
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Mistfit/2005517202044_Mutts.gif

Markstar
24-07-2005, 23:45
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Markstar/200572423461_COUNSEL5.JPG
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Matrix
31-01-2006, 16:34
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Matrix/2006131163417_NoMoreVirgins.gif
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"STOP! STOP! We've run out of virgins!"

This cartoon caused a lot of concerns among Muslims, so it seems:
http://www.jp.dk/

Rik Meleet
31-01-2006, 17:02
Is this the actual cartoon that caused so much turmoil ??

Shabbaman
31-01-2006, 17:10
I'll refrain from making any political statement. The comic is funny though, but I've heard that joke several times before. I believe it was 3FM dj Chiel Beelen (of crackwhore-blowjob fame) that calculated that there could never be that many virgins in the afterlife.

Matrix
01-02-2006, 11:50
quote:Originally posted by Rik Meleet

Is this the actual cartoon that caused so much turmoil ??
One of many.

Kingreno
01-02-2006, 17:29
Of course Geert Wilders put a list of the cartoons on his website, just to show support for the freedom of the press. Yeah right!

Shabbaman
16-02-2006, 07:45
I just discovered (while working, as a true bureaucrat), that the AD shows almost all articles on their internerd site. I don't really like that newspaper, but I like their sports pages. And they have superb cartoons. You can check them out daily (or check out the whole week through creative html adress parsing) here (http://www.ad.nl/fun/strips").

This is the Dirk Jan from last monday (I think) :D

http://scripts.utrechtsnieuwsblad.nl/strips/dirkjan/1.jpg

"Director, an urangutan has been born. So I was thinking, we could let the visitors come up with a name for him."

"No, we'll call him "Jopie"."

ProPain
16-02-2006, 09:24
Dirk-Jan is hilarious, these cartoons are also published in the veronica tv guide. first thing I read in the guide every week.

ProPain
16-02-2006, 21:35
mm, seems they rotate the numbers, your picture has changed Shabba

Shabbaman
16-02-2006, 21:58
Indeed [lol]

Shabbaman
12-04-2006, 14:20
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/shabbaman/2006412141647_kamasutra.jpg

According to the Kamasutra it's pleasant if I put my finger in your hole.

Let's try that.

It's not really working for me.

Tubby Rower
12-04-2006, 14:27
[rotfl]

Tubby Rower
12-04-2006, 14:44
I found a rendition of Whomp at his computer
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9616/whomp5dh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Whomp
12-04-2006, 15:23
Dude believe me that's the way I felt last night after I tried installing the recovery disks and Windows didn't show up.[bosd]

Shabbaman
11-05-2006, 11:59
It's no cartoon, but it's still appropriate in this thread. Is it april's fool's today? No, it isn't.

http://www.ad.nl/multimedia/archive/00074/DDST05_1105DOVEPOES3_74903h.jpg

"Watch out, deaf cat!"

Full story here (http://www.ad.nl/rotterdam/drechtsteden/article330528.ece").

Matrix
06-07-2006, 14:15
http://theinternet.nl/pictures/funny/rock_rule.jpg

http://theinternet.nl/pictures/funny/yousuck.jpg

Shabbaman
13-07-2006, 22:11
This one made me laugh out loud. Because of the spam part, obviously.

http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/002/066/meat1.jpg
http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/002/066/meat2.jpg
http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/002/066/meat3.jpg
http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/002/066/meat4.jpg

Kingreno
23-07-2006, 20:28
http://www.drijfzand.com/mt/archives/2006/07/het_is_even_sli.php

Not a cartoon but absolutely hilarious. IMO of course.

oh, probably over 18 years and NSFW, but no porn or so.

Mistfit
23-07-2006, 21:36
lmao.. that is really funny

Shabbaman
16-08-2006, 08:06
You have to read today's Dirk Jan in the AD (http://www.ad.nl/fun/strips/), hilarious. Unfortunately I can't link to it directly.

Pastorius
16-08-2006, 09:18
NSFW??

Film was ok.

Darkness
16-08-2006, 11:32
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman

You have to read today's Dirk Jan in the AD (http://www.ad.nl/fun/strips/), hilarious. Unfortunately I can't link to it directly.


Funny... :)

Can't really blame Dirk-Jan though. Calling in sick does seem like the sensible thing to do...

Rik Meleet
16-08-2006, 16:00
/me was hoping to find some Iranian cartoons here.
/me does not approve of Holocaust-denial, but /me is interested what the entries into the competition were.

ProPain
16-08-2006, 21:48
You guyus prolly didn't notice but that site KR links to: the artwork is done by Boom, guitar player in The Butcher. I reckomend visiting his site, he does great graphs and has very recognisable style:

http://www.boomartwork.com

Shabbaman
17-08-2006, 15:34
http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/00001417.jpg

Heheheheheh.

ProPain
17-08-2006, 20:29
lol, reminded me of this old one:

The Difference Between Men and Women

Woman 1: Did you get a new haircut?

Woman 2: Yes, I did. Thanks for noticing.

W1: Oh! That's so cute!

W2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure after my hairdresser gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

W1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

W2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

W1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck!

W2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah

romeothemonk
17-08-2006, 21:51
Well Propain, A guy usually has to get 3 + inches cut off before any other guy would say a dang thing to him.

Rik Meleet
18-08-2006, 12:55
I'm not know for my regular shaving.

Still: My GF doesn't even notice when I have shaved - usually I'll just tell her after 30 minutes. Her usual reaction was "I thought he looked so handsome - couldn't figure out why"... women ...

Tubby Rower
18-08-2006, 13:33
quote:"I thought he looked so handsome - couldn't figure out why"[lol]

Shabbaman
30-10-2006, 09:01
Read this with CFC's OT forum in mind:

http://strips.a20.net/2006.10.27/Dilbert-2006.10.27.gif

Matrix
05-11-2006, 16:31
Not exactly a cartoon, but...

This is a Norwegian article about signs that a woman is horny. (Marianne was reading it, by the way. [slanteye]) The advert at the sides says...

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Matrix/200611516302_proevekjoer.jpg
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"Take a test ride today!" :D

Rik Meleet
07-11-2006, 10:11
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Rik Meleet/2006117101138_876604.jpg
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hehehe

"Another report of suspicious parcel".

Left guy: Religious clothes, beard, foreign helpers and a suspicious parcel.

Right guy: How stupid do you think we of the AIVD are??
AIVD = (secret service)
The guy in the middle is Sinterklaas - the guy Santa Claus / father X-mas is copied from. He brings gifts to children on December 5th and his helpers are black as night (from chimney-soot).

socralynnek
07-11-2006, 10:14
can you translate the last sentence of the guy at the right...the rest I could figure out...

Darkness
07-11-2006, 11:12
@Ynnek:

quote:Originally posted by Rik Meleet


Right guy: How stupid do you think we of the AIVD are??
AIVD = (secret service)

socralynnek
07-11-2006, 11:23
Rik already translated it, but yes, I didn't know that abbreviation...otherwise I can read Dutch if I speak it out loud...

Shabbaman
07-11-2006, 13:32
http://themot.org/gallery/d/58721-1/pacmanchart.png

Matrix
07-11-2006, 16:45
[lol]

Melifluous
07-11-2006, 17:48
Best. Joke. Ever.

[meli]

Matrix
28-01-2007, 19:31
http://www.fokkesukke.nl/imggif.php?i=/upload/d1377.gif

(Sorry, just not translateable.)

Shabbaman
28-01-2007, 19:53
Funny, I just read that two minutes ago :)

Melifluous
01-02-2007, 11:46
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/centrifugal_force.png

[meli]

Matrix
01-02-2007, 16:11
[lol]

Shabbaman
14-03-2007, 21:46
http://strips.a20.net/2007.03.08/Fokke%20en%20Sukke-2007.03.08.gif

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Matrix
19-03-2007, 15:42
From NRC Next:

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Matrix/2007319154213_LenteKwamVroeg.gif
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Matrix
11-04-2007, 22:53
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF208-Eggnancy.jpg

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF31039BC-Sun_Love.jpg

More of these types of jokes at:
http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Matrix
14-04-2007, 23:42
(Dutchies only)

Ik vind het altijd zo mooi hoe de reclame wordt aangepast op de pagina waar je bent. Zoals op nu.nl:
http://theochem30.chem.rug.nl/~klooster/images/nieuwe_vijvers.jpg

Matrix
04-06-2007, 15:53
[u]Last bear standing</u>
http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Matrix/200764155240_LastBearStanding.jpg
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(Again no cartoon, but no harm in making you aware of global warming. [mischief])

Shabbaman
05-06-2007, 23:23
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Matrix
06-06-2007, 01:17
Nice scale. [:P]

grahamiam
06-06-2007, 04:33
Family Guy Star Wars Preview -&gt; http://www.devilducky.com/media/62681/

Melifluous
02-09-2007, 09:19
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/slinky.jpg

[meli]

Shabbaman
02-09-2007, 09:40
Ah, the stair dismount game... :D

Melifluous
02-09-2007, 10:12
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/unix.jpg

[meli]

Matrix
02-09-2007, 22:00
http://www.straland.com/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif

Today I got an e-mail which is rather overdue. [tongue]
http://www.straland.com/tmp/OldEMail.gif

Matrix
02-09-2007, 22:18
You might want to resize your avatar, Meli. [rolleyes]

mauer
05-09-2007, 15:33
Not the same kind of cartoons as above, but if you like star wars..... http://www.dudestudios.com/cartoons.htm

Shabbaman
06-09-2007, 21:15
Here (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612)'s a nice cartoon.

Beorn
06-09-2007, 21:31
Indeed!

failedreality
07-09-2007, 01:32
quote:Originally posted by mauer

Not the same kind of cartoons as above, but if you like star wars..... http://www.dudestudios.com/cartoons.htm


Nice.... dude..
[beer1]

Melifluous
08-09-2007, 01:51
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman

Here (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612)'s a nice cartoon.


[ggw2][goodjob][karate][smirk][smokin][sunn][thumbsup]

I can't stress how funny this was.

If like me you've always seen LOTR as a bit of a fantasy gamers orgasm and like watching the IT crowd cos you think at least you aint that geeky then you have to check out this cartoon thread thang.

[please] ??

[meli]

Tubby Rower
10-09-2007, 12:57
I had to stop about 15 pages into it, but it was pretty funny. I wouldn't have thought it as funny without your prologue Meli [thumbsup]

Rik Meleet
10-09-2007, 16:16
I've just finished reading them all.

Shabbaman
20-05-2008, 23:00
quote:Originally posted by Melifluous


If like me you've always seen LOTR as a bit of a fantasy gamers orgasm and like watching the IT crowd cos you think at least you aint that geeky then you have to check out this cartoon thread thang.


You're definately that irish guy from IT crowd mel. "So your forum gives a DNS error? Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/00001821.gif

Little gamers is so funny, I could post their comic every day. This one is nice, this morning I heard/read someone complain about Wii Fit and how it was unfit for children because it used the BMI.

ProPain
21-05-2008, 23:10
Man my knees hurt after ski jumping for a while. Not getting my money's worth out of that Wii Fit this way

Shabbaman
31-05-2008, 11:47
This one made me think of killer:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

Beorn
31-05-2008, 19:45
xkcd is just so awesome.

This one is my favorite:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/highway_engineer_pranks.png

ProPain
03-06-2008, 15:29
Not really cartoons but extremely funny.

www.engrish.com

Matrix
30-09-2008, 15:16
http://www.foksuk.nl/content/formfield_files/formcartoon_5488_e7872d4910918f139ef88b805556d34f7 d4cabdb.gif

Matrix
02-10-2008, 12:10
Nice cartoon in NRC (newspaper) yesterday regarding the financial crisis:

http://www.straland.com/junk/usatoblame.jpg

Matrix
07-11-2008, 22:05
http://punditkitchen.com/

Shabbaman
05-05-2009, 13:37
Somehow I feel this cartoon pretty much sums up my job today:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png

socralynnek
05-05-2009, 15:13
Didn't know whether to post it in "Pandemic" Game thread or in Swine flu thread...so I'll post it here:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png

ProPain
05-05-2009, 21:25
http://www.foksuk.nl/content/formfield_files/formcartoon_5824_543c496d645eee24749842e039c98f647 0e1e2ce.gif

F:Back in the 80's email didn't exist
S: Mass lay-offs were such a hassle then

Shabbaman
15-07-2010, 15:43
http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/333

Beorn
11-09-2010, 20:14
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs088.snc1/5079_537747343059_20800676_31398967_1995787_n.jpg

Shabbaman
07-10-2010, 10:16
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/2000/000/102050/102050.strip.print.gif

Shabbaman
19-10-2010, 17:36
OK, how cool is this?

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/articles/article/8157/sp230.jpg

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/articles/article/8167/sp231.jpg

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/articles/article/8191/sp233.jpg

Shabbaman
19-10-2010, 17:41
http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/articles/article/8184/sp232.jpg

Darkness
19-10-2010, 18:23
Awesome... :)

I'm guessing the creator of the cartoons prefers Civ4 to Civ5?

Shabbaman
19-10-2010, 19:36
Actually, no. There's a (tiny) blog that comes with the cartoon, the creator thinks all versions of civ after civ1 are redundant. If you change civ1 to civ2, I think he's right... But besides that he thinks civ5 has some appeal other versions don't have: you don't need to spam cities. And that's a good point.

Beorn
25-10-2010, 22:20
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/constructive.png

And what about all the people who won't be able to join the community because they're terrible at making helpful and constructive co-- ... oh.

www.xkcd.com

Shabbaman
13-12-2010, 11:54
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/8000/200/108243/108243.strip.print.gif

This one made me think of dr. Killer :D